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[Cass]

Hi guys,

 

For one of our art projects we're gathering weird & offensive one(-or-two-)liners that sometimes do but most times don't make any sense, so I'm turning to you guys for inspiration.

 

Prime examples are:

- You know what'd taste good? AIDS flavoured ice cream

- I wish politicians would stop smelling like beefcake

- Dropping on the floor like a snail and eating away the lies between my wife's toes

 

So my request from you guys is, can you come up with some weirdly offensive oneliners? Please keep it general, I can assure you my teachers have no interest in Codex drama.

[Frizzle]

Statistically 9/10 people enjoy gang rape.

[Coops]

I would call you a cunt, but you lack depth and warmth. 

[Fikri]

i love @Bear's one-liner status updates. they're weird, offensive and sometimes a little bit of both.

 

http://www.neocodex....status_id=84812
http://www.neocodex....status_id=91226
http://www.neocodex....status_id=89877
http://www.neocodex....status_id=76577

 

p/s: cassie, why are your threads always in chit-chat? my post count is hurting.

[Cass]

p/s: cassie, why are your threads always in chit-chat? my post count is hurting.

Sorry dear haha

[Romy]

Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?

[Frizzle]

The difference between a cow and 9/11 is that you can't milk a cow for 14 years.

[Torque]

I'm sweating like a whore in church

[Cass]

The difference between a cow and 9/11 is that you can't milk a cow for 14 years.

Can I marry your mind pls

 

Keep em coming guys, they're really great!!

[Frizzle]

What's dangerous and fucks kids? Leukemia

[Sweeney]

Can I marry your mind pls

I like that you think Lee actually came up with these =P

[Cass]

I like that you think Lee actually came up with these =P

Honestly wouldn't have been surprised

[Frizzle]

Hey I came up with one of them!

[Romy]

Where did Suzie go when the bomb exploded?

 

Everywhere.

[Sweeney]

Where did Suzie go when the bomb exploded?
 
Everywhere.

That's two lines.

[Romy]

That's two lines.

You're two lines.

[Cass]

That's two lines.

^ already had that added in the OP for nitpickers

[Sweeney]

^ already had that added in the OP for nitpickers

Woah, now. If you want to get nitpicky, you actually said your art project was collecting one(-or-two-)liners. But you only asked for one liners from posters here.

Jus' sayin'.

[Romy]

The good thing is that you're going to have a disease named after you now.

[redlion]

The difference between a cow and 9/11 is that you can't milk a cow for 14 years.

I wish I had a witty one about elections not mattering. But I don't.

[Coops]

I don't think you are acting stupid, I'm certain it's the real thing.

[Bear]

Crocs are the most effective form of contraception

I only get fit because I want people to fuck me

Fat people waddle not walk

Theres a crap ton of fecal matter on your hands right now

 

That's all I can think of for the moment.

Edited by Bear, 20 September 2015 - 07:11 PM.

[Cass]

Woah, now. If you want to get nitpicky, you actually said your art project was collecting one(-or-two-)liners. But you only asked for one liners from posters here.
Jus' sayin'.

I'll submit

[Romy]

I only get fit because I want people to fuck me

How is this offensive?

That's like the ONLY reason i work out.

[Swar]

How is this offensive?

That's like the ONLY reason i work out.

I think it's supposed to mean that people won't fuck you if you're not fit (aka fat in this case).