I have one from FHM 1999 , okay here goes..
A boeing 747 flying from London to New York develops engine trouble and starts plummeting towards the ocean. As she realises what's going on, the head stewardess crashes into the pilots' cabin, stands in front of the captain and rips off her blouse, saying, "Captain, make me feel like a woman one more time before I die!" The pilot rips his shirt off and says, "here you go, then - iron this."
I thought that was hillarious. If you've heard it before, *waves hand* you still find it hillariously funny. <-- That's a jedi right? if not, I never typed it..
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Started by Bão, Jun 08 2006 09:28 AM
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