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[cara]

Holy shit foogsters reading this topic! She'll rant for ages. D:

Anywho o.o
I love to rant. Today Ill be ranting about numerous things. o.o
Phones!
Okay! Okay! Anyone ever expected a phone call that meant soo much and never got it!? And you'd like .. spend the whole day with the phone in your room until your parents come in and say they need it .. and .. and .. then you're all going insane yelling 'no!' and stuff it down your pants or something until they'll leave you alone with it!? D:
And the second the phone rings you like .. go insane screaming and when you answer youre all yelling 'YES!? WHO IS THIS!? IS THIS FOR ME!? ' until you realise it's not and then the person'll ask for some other induvidual and you're all like 'Stfu' and hang up!? And by like two AM youre all emotional at the fact the person hasn't called and youre like sitting in the corner of your room hugging and/or staring at the phone dramatically? And by three AM you fell asleep on the floor? And you're all emotional the next day and can't talk to anyone without screaming, and, and .. and then at noon youre like on the couch dying at the fact they didnt call and telling yourself how stupid they are .. and .. and then they call! D:
No? Never happen to you? Well maybe Im just special, then. o.o
Next thing! Justin/Balmung!
Ok! I wasn't going to rant about this until he gave me permision to, but Im ranting about how much I lufff him. Look at his user tool bar! Isn't that the cutest thing!?
I got him to sing my humps to me, and I recorded it! D:
Aha. He's really nice to talk to. -pushes towards him- go meet him! D: He's a tugboat. <3 He's the weirdo with the tugboat avie .. I wonder what kind of a losarr made that for him! o.o
-cough-
Next topic!
Bananas! Okay! Is it me, or they're a total bitch to peel!? I was never able to peel them until last year! Every day I'd bring a banana and everyday Id ask my teacher to peel it. o-o"
On day, around the end of march-ish, she sat me down and looked me in the eye and said 'Cara. You have to peel your own bananas.' and showed me how to do it. xP

I'd like to throw in a quick word for Jessica Alba; she's gorgeous. o.o

Thank you if you read that whole rant. Im really in the mood!

-cara xx xD

[Mason]

Mason. Its a filter.
see.... bark bark bark

I just typed in f u c k (x3)

...........But still, second rant was good I guess.... lol!

Well, I typed it and then went back to General Chat and discovered that it was a filter. Oh well...

bark it.

[Wicked]

Holy shit foogsters reading this topic! She'll rant for ages. D:

Anywho o.o
I love to rant. Today Ill be ranting about numerous things. o.o
Phones!
Okay! Okay! Anyone ever expected a phone call that meant soo much and never got it!? And you'd like .. spend the whole day with the phone in your room until your parents come in and say they need it .. and .. and .. then you're all going insane yelling 'no!' and stuff it down your pants or something until they'll leave you alone with it!? D:
And the second the phone rings you like .. go insane screaming and when you answer youre all yelling 'YES!? WHO IS THIS!? IS THIS FOR ME!? ' until you realise it's not and then the person'll ask for some other induvidual and you're all like 'Stfu' and hang up!? And by like two AM youre all emotional at the fact the person hasn't called and youre like sitting in the corner of your room hugging and/or staring at the phone dramatically? And by three AM you fell asleep on the floor? And you're all emotional the next day and can't talk to anyone without screaming, and, and .. and then at noon youre like on the couch dying at the fact they didnt call and telling yourself how stupid they are .. and .. and then they call! D:
No? Never happen to you? Well maybe Im just special, then. o.o
Next thing! Justin/Balmung!
Ok! I wasn't going to rant about this until he gave me permision to, but Im ranting about how much I lufff him. Look at his user tool bar! Isn't that the cutest thing!?
I got him to sing my humps to me, and I recorded it! D:
Aha. He's really nice to talk to. -pushes towards him- go meet him! D: He's a tugboat. <3 He's the weirdo with the tugboat avie .. I wonder what kind of a losarr made that for him! o.o
-cough-
Next topic!
Bananas! Okay! Is it me, or they're a total bitch to peel!? I was never able to peel them until last year! Every day I'd bring a banana and everyday Id ask my teacher to peel it. o-o"
On day, around the end of march-ish, she sat me down and looked me in the eye and said 'Cara. You have to peel your own bananas.' and showed me how to do it. xP

I'd like to throw in a quick word for Jessica Alba; she's gorgeous. o.o

Thank you if you read that whole rant. Im really in the mood!

-cara xx xD

Wow. You do like to rant a lot..

[sonic]

And the official ranting championship goes toooooo....

CARA!!!!!!!!

[cara]

Wow. You do like to rant a lot..

Dear, thats nothing!
D:

And the official ranting championship goes toooooo..
CARA!!!!!!!!

Eh? Im not done? I just needed to take a pause and think about what I wanted to rant about next. D:

People who claimed you've hurt them but never really have and they call you bad names!
Yay! What a nice topic!
Ok! This boy I dont talk to anymore for personal resons call ME a pushover! ME! THE CARA! A PUSHOVER! I wanted to kick him in the nuts and make him eat snow. D:
I mean, who does he think he is!? Iam not a pushover D:
He has no right to say that!? I mean, hello!? Take a hint! Im the one that stopped talking to YOU and you say mean things to ME!? -smacks-
Anywho!
Next topic!
Butterflys!
Dont they just make your day!? D:
I mean, it's freaky. You can just be dumped, walking to no where all miserable and then a pretty pink and black and purple and blue and yellow and grey and green and orange and silver and yellow and violet and brown and grey and mauve and lime flys by and it just kinda makes your day? Ever happen? The beauty of it just kinda lifts your spirts soo much it's unbelievable! D:
which brings me to my next topic!
BUTTERFLY KILLERS! D:
Omg! They're KILLERS! Poor butterflys!! My science teacher had this big thing with a bunch of pinned-up dead butterflys and .. and it was like two desks in front of my on the wall and I couldnt stand it! They all looked so happy and now what? They're STUFFED. That's disgusting! I told her to please move it and she said no cause its nice there, and Im always causing a problem, etc etc, and I said I think she's ugly and IIII got detention.
Well no, I didnt call her ugly, I said she's mean. A meanie, to be exact. D:

Yeah Ill be back in a little while to rant more .. o.o

- xxxx o.o

[Tetiel]

I'm beginning to dread having children after babysitting an eleven year old. I'm seriously beginning to wonder if I should cut a deal with Gene and say that I'll clean up puke, I'll change diapers but YOU have to deal with them once they hit puberty. Honestly sometimes I hate preteens. Young kids frankly just aren't as annoying. They don't copy everything they hear from shows on the disney channel, they aren't 87 pounds and think they're fat, they don't constantly whine about their boyfriends. Honestly when my kid reaches 10 I certainly am NOT letting her have a boyfriend. It's pointless. Why would you have one when you're ten except to show off?

Okay... well anyways this kid is driving me crazy sometimes. She's lactose intolerant, right? Well I go to babysit one morning and she's sick because she ate a whole gigantic bowl of macaroni and cheese. HAVE SOME COMMON SENSE, KID! And when that day I try to give her suggestions on what she should and shouldn't eat since i'm lactose intolerant as well she hardly listens. When I suggest she start drinking soy milk on her cereal she says "soymilk is gross." I ask if she's tried it and she says no. And so I'm like... how the hell would you know then? The idiot kid also drinks all the milk in the bottom of the bowl after she's done with her cereal. I try to give her suggestions on what types of cheeses she can and cannot eat because some (specifically sheep and goat cheeses) have less lactose in them and therefore safer to eat. The girl doesn't listen to me and goes on with what she's doing. Soooooooo my thinking is... you want to be sick? Fine. Be sick. Don't complain to ME about it

So and then she talks incredibly ghetto-like which is absolutely rediculous. Every 5 seconds she's saying "OH SNAP!" and "BAYUM!" She gets it from That's So Raven and copies that show constantly. That and about 10 other disney shows. That and she's constantly watching MTV which is pretty sad. So yeah... Her mom also lets her go around wearing shirts that show off her belly a lot among other things. The girl just turned 11. It's rediculous! Oh yes and she's always playing with her Bratz dolls and has posters of Britany Spears and a huge bunch of other celebrities all over her room. Makes me vomit in the mouth a bit, actually especially when half the girls are half naked. Bratz is also a terrible influence because all the dolls wear VERY slutty clothes and in the magazine they teach these girls how to put on gobs of makeup. Why in the world would a little kid need make up? I didn't really start wearing it till I was at least 14.

And then she goes and only drinks diet coke because she's "fat." The girl barely has any fat on her body and she's in the 80s in weight and she thinks she's fat. WHAT HAS SOCIETY DONE TO HER?! Seriously... it really makes me sad that she thinks that. She's skinny, really skinny.

Okay. I'm done with ranting now... I could go so much more, I really could. But all I shall say is that I refuse to raise a girl to become like that. I will beat it into her head that she should love her body and treat it well. And I certainly won't allow her to worship brittany spears. AND she will not let any boy kiss her at 10 *cough* I'm done now.

[Christopher Robin]

RETALIATION!!! Be like "I'll save your life if your about to drown!! " then throw them in the pool "HAHA YOUR SCREWED SUCKER!" and run.

LOL that actually made me lol xD


Tet, I know where you're coming from, but my family was never like that, my sister thinks she's fat a bit... but I'm just like "Bullshit, shut up and go bother someone else with your god damned emo shit" and she shuts up xD I say to that wee bitch girl "GOD DAMN!" She's retarted... eating milk but DIET coke! That'll make curds in her belly! xD Not really... or maybe... o.o

I hate extremely self consious people

[iargue]

Cara your rants are so random.

and so my rant goes on the topic of girls

okay first of off lets start with how stupid it is, just becasue they have the pussy they get to be teh boss of us it is not even fair, we should be allowed to have cotnrol, and whats it with girls and their shoes? I HAVE ONE PAIR, and they have 100 pairs, and then there like i need to go and buy new shoes, they dont even wear them eitehr my mom spent $500 dollars on shoes and has yet to wear them a single bit. Then there mood swings, one second she all happy the next second she all sad, then she get mad when you ask whats wrong with her, stupid periods, why can't girls be simple, you know eat drink be happy, and be hot. but nope, they gotta have this emotional swings,t hen there are the teases, the ones that act like they like you and then they don't, there in love with your best friend but they act soo much like they like you. girl sucks seriously, becasue you never know what the (bark) their thinking, so you don't know if she likes you and you should ask her out, or if she is just playing with you. it very stupid how nothing really in concrete with girls, i mean i've dated hundreds of girls and yet for some reason, none of them have been the same, they always act differently adn they always goota be so bossy and shit. seriously woman you girl need to relize that without mean, youll be doing it all by yourself, also i think men should have control, cuse girls want to have babies, and without us mean you don't get you cute(i mean obnoxious, cries all the time, you can't get any sleep adn want to strange it) baby, then she/he is gonna get old and youll wish he/she was never born, but your the one who wanted it, and now we are gonna be the ones blamed for this.


i could have gone on, but well.... girls are an infinite rage

oh and how does butterflies make your day? its just a butterfly, the only thing that would cheer be up quikly was carmen electra comeing to talk to me, or a god damn mericle, not some animal, ITS JUST AN ANIMAL, you want pretty colors, get online and lookup a vortex, or go play a starwars game, or watch a pretty bunny movie or something, butterflies are just animals, and did you know that the colors are to warn you that they are posionus, not so friendly and cuddly now

[Justin]

Hey hey hey!! If you make fun of Caras butterflys I'm gonna throw you down the well.. And I'm not telling Lassie where you are.. you bastard.

But yes. Girls are something to rant about.. They put ya in the friend zone ;_;

[Silk]

Cara rant

More Cara ranting

I can't believe I just read all that ranting, Cara I felt like I was at a girls sleepover party. Just like butterfly's make your day, those posts made mine; seriously, I was laughing my head off.
"Oh my god man! That Harvey guy is sooooo pathetic! Like hello!! Like I totally went up to him, and he was like totally ignoring me and like totally called me a PUSHOVER! I mean, helllooooooo, like per-lease!!!"

Sorry Cara, but you've driven me mad.

[sonic]

Hey hey hey!! If you make fun of Caras butterflys I'm gonna throw you down the well.. And I'm not telling Lassie where you are.. you bastard.

But yes. Girls are something to rant about.. They put ya in the friend zone ;_;

You and that barking friend zone you keep talking about!

[Jewbert]

Cara your rants are so random.

and so my rant goes on the topic of girls

okay first of off lets start with how stupid it is, just becasue they have the pussy they get to be teh boss of us it is not even fair, we should be allowed to have cotnrol, and whats it with girls and their shoes? I HAVE ONE PAIR, and they have 100 pairs, and then there like i need to go and buy new shoes, they dont even wear them eitehr my mom spent $500 dollars on shoes and has yet to wear them a single bit. Then there mood swings, one second she all happy the next second she all sad, then she get mad when you ask whats wrong with her, stupid periods, why can't girls be simple, you know eat drink be happy, and be hot. but nope, they gotta have this emotional swings,t hen there are the teases, the ones that act like they like you and then they don't, there in love with your best friend but they act soo much like they like you. girl sucks seriously, becasue you never know what the (bark) their thinking, so you don't know if she likes you and you should ask her out, or if she is just playing with you. it very stupid how nothing really in concrete with girls, i mean i've dated hundreds of girls and yet for some reason, none of them have been the same, they always act differently adn they always goota be so bossy and shit. seriously woman you girl need to relize that without mean, youll be doing it all by yourself, also i think men should have control, cuse girls want to have babies, and without us mean you don't get you cute(i mean obnoxious, cries all the time, you can't get any sleep adn want to strange it) baby, then she/he is gonna get old and youll wish he/she was never born, but your the one who wanted it, and now we are gonna be the ones blamed for this.
i could have gone on, but well.... girls are an infinite rage

oh and how does butterflies make your day? its just a butterfly, the only thing that would cheer be up quikly was carmen electra comeing to talk to me, or a god damn mericle, not some animal, ITS JUST AN ANIMAL, you want pretty colors, get online and lookup a vortex, or go play a starwars game, or watch a pretty bunny movie or something, butterflies are just animals, and did you know that the colors are to warn you that they are posionus, not so friendly and cuddly now

This whole post upsets me GREATLY. I'm loving how you are saying that every girl is like this. Not every female that lives want to have children. I HATE children. I have no desire to be a mother, I can't even stand to be around kids. And mood swings?? They're simply a change in emotion. I detest how "guys" like you blame a mood change on a "period"....and you act like males never change their mood...Of course they do! Every living person changes their mood, not just girls. I will agree that some are bossy and think they can control everyone, but that's just some! You're making it sound like we're ALL bad! And the shoes thing?? That's just something girls like to do, and it's always been that way! It's not going to change either. Females like fashion because it's a girly thing! If you are so hateful towards females and you've been through a HUNDRED relationships and STILL not satisfied, why don't you just turn to males? Then perhaps you'll find PLENTY of faults in them.

Edited by brookuslicious, 25 July 2006 - 07:26 AM.

[Justin]

You and that barking friend zone you keep talking about!

Its hurt me too many times man.. Too many times

[Cataliste]

This whole post upsets me GREATLY. I'm loving how you are saying that every girl is like this. Not every female that lives want to have children. I HATE children. I have no desire to be a mother, I can't even stand to be around kids. And mood swings?? They're simply a change in emotion. I detest how "guys" like you blame a mood change on a "period"....and you act like males never change their mood...Of course they do! Every living person changes their mood, not just girls. I will agree that some are bossy and think they can control everyone, but that's just some! You're making it sound like we're ALL bad! And the shoes thing?? That's just something girls like to do, and it's always been that way! It's not going to change either. Females like fashion because it's a girly thing! If you are so hateful towards females just because you've experienced some bad relationships, why don't you just turn to males? Then perhaps you'll find PLENTY of faults in them.

PWND -.-

My baby got skillz.

[Christopher Robin]

Dude, buying shoes is annoying Yay you can buy shoes!


Why don't the girls that are all "Aww that's a sin" talking about the skinny unfed african kids on tv just give the money they'd waste on shoes to the kids? I know, because they're all talk and hardly any action =] I'm talking about the bitch prissy girls, as are you, ants....

Some are great =]

[Justin]

Hey hey. Lets not flame people D: Its not very nice.

[Darkness]

oh and how does butterflies make your day? its just a butterfly, the only thing that would cheer be up quikly was carmen electra comeing to talk to me, or a god damn mericle, not some animal, ITS JUST AN ANIMAL, you want pretty colors, get online and lookup a vortex, or go play a starwars game, or watch a pretty bunny movie or something, butterflies are just animals, and did you know that the colors are to warn you that they are posionus, not so friendly and cuddly now

Wit the exception of birds, I'll kill anything that flies infront of me, I don't care what it is. Now if Carmen Electra walked towords me, I'd be very happy

Dude, buying shoes is annoying Yay you can buy shoes!
Why don't the girls that are all "Aww that's a sin" talking about the skinny unfed african kids on tv just give the money they'd waste on shoes to the kids? I know, because they're all talk and hardly any action =] I'm talking about the bitch prissy girls, as are you, ants....

Some are great =]

Anyways, Cata, shouldn't Speaker be banned to? Damnit he pisses me off with his horrible posting

Not sure what you were talking about but I'm gonna throw this in, but, nmaybe the topic will close and bea waste of my life. I hate super thin girls, it's just not healthy. They think they are always too fat? Those are the types of girls, and some guys, that really piss me off. Walking around screaming "I'm fat! I'm fat!" and of course I messa round and say "Yeah you are fatass." But they do either nothing about it when they really are fat, or they'll starve themselves for days untill they drop one pound. Then they bitch about only loosing a pound. I can't stand it, and I know a lot of peple that are like this. All they eat is a slad, nice choice, no wonderyou're so unhealthy. Eating so little slows your metabolism, you'll loose wegiht slower than if you eat more. Oh that's right, if you paid attention in health class, you'd know. Oh yeah, it's school, who cares. Nice attitude assholes.

Edited by Darkness, 25 July 2006 - 08:26 AM.

[Sweeney]

Stay on topic... you -know- discussing members in a negative light is deeply frowned upon...

[Darkness]

Stay on topic... you -know- discussing members in a negative light is deeply frowned upon...

Yeah, I keep it too myself, though I'm tempted too

[Silk]

Let's quit the flaming, guys. I've edited and invisi'd some of your posts. This IS a place to rant, but not negatively about other members

[SRF]

dyslexic motherbarker readneck who can't spell read or write


Genuinly insulting there...

[iargue]

This whole post upsets me GREATLY. I'm loving how you are saying that every girl is like this. Not every female that lives want to have children. I HATE children. I have no desire to be a mother, I can't even stand to be around kids. And mood swings?? They're simply a change in emotion. I detest how "guys" like you blame a mood change on a "period"....and you act like males never change their mood...Of course they do! Every living person changes their mood, not just girls. I will agree that some are bossy and think they can control everyone, but that's just some! You're making it sound like we're ALL bad! And the shoes thing?? That's just something girls like to do, and it's always been that way! It's not going to change either. Females like fashion because it's a girly thing! If you are so hateful towards females and you've been through a HUNDRED relationships and STILL not satisfied, why don't you just turn to males? Then perhaps you'll find PLENTY of faults in them.

just like carlos mencia get's hate mail, i get people doing this, it's a rant, im sorry if it hurts you, but it's mostly true, and only gay men change there feelings like women do, and you say all of this stuff but i bet that your just like them, all you woman have the same basicic qualities, like mood swings and bossiness, i mean seriously unless your 92 you can't say you like that, it just means that it hasnt happend to you, but it will, it happends to them all


and im not saying that butterflys suck or anything, im just say how can that make your day? it doesnt make any sense, this proves my point that women are so differnt, you get cheered up by the smallest of things.

dyslexic motherbarker readneck who can't spell read or write
Genuinly insulting there...

dude your making yourself look stupid, i didnt name a single persons name it was a rant not me calling someone that, you can't rant without saying what you want can you?

[sonic]

just like carlos mencia get's hate mail, i get people doing this, it's a rant, im sorry if it hurts you, but it's mostly true, and only gay men change there feelings like women do, and you say all of this stuff but i bet that your just like them, all you woman have the same basicic qualities, like mood swings and bossiness, i mean seriously unless your 92 you can't say you like that, it just means that it hasnt happend to you, but it will, it happends to them all
and im not saying that butterflys suck or anything, im just say how can that make your day? it doesnt make any sense, this proves my point that women are so differnt, you get cheered up by the smallest of things.
dude your making yourself look stupid, i didnt name a single persons name it was a rant not me calling someone that, you can't rant without saying what you want can you?

Umm watch it.
You come closing to dissing cata's girl.
You do that and you could get shot.
Or worse.

[Darkness]

Okay, another rant because I want too. My dad's away in Florida. Big deal, you know, good for him. Okay well, he's there for 6 monthes and he can't come to visit. I have a football schedule that I can't break and my mom's too much of a god damn asshole to change her vacation week. So now he has to loose money to come here for 3 days while we could spend a week down there. Damn it.

I know for some it's not a big deal, you might not see your dad often, know him, whatever. I don't really care, I'm talking about my father here. I have a great relationship with him, I didn't want him to go. They have him working like a bitch in the heat because, well, it gets hot and he's in ditches. I know someone here lives there, MArine does I think. I'll bet he can attest to it. So, I have to wait for six months. He'll miss my entire football season, and I'm talking American so you know, and I'm not happy about it. he has no internet, his phone reception sucks. Then, right when I think he'll be back, his asshole company is taking him to Minnisoda. Damn it.

Anyway, after that one, I'm off on a new one. I hate television. I think it's the biggest mind rot I have ever laid eyes on. Nothing good is ever on, and when there is, it sucks for content. Pump as much stereotypical crap into my brain at once, at least I can avoid it anywhere else. Said that because I'll know someone'll say "OMG IS ON DA COMPUTA 2!" Yeah I know, big deal. It's a lot easier to not go to a website, because not every website has it.

Here we go, that was a bit short.

I hate people. I hate the people that are nasty and mean because they aren't happy. The people that will make your life hell so they don't feel as bad. I don't believe it's instinct. Talk about it, but don't give me a tale of your emotional kick in the crotch and then try to piss me off because your presumptious. I hate it when people do this, and not everyone does it. I don't mind people talking about they're problems, but I can't stand people that are spiteful to you about it.

I could add a lot more, but I won't, because no one's gonna read that. If you did, cool, thanks.

Edit: Made a new paragraph

Edited by Darkness, 25 July 2006 - 08:55 AM.

[sonic]

I could add a lot more, but I won't, because no one's gonna read that. If you did, cool, thanks.

I read it all.
I love you darkness!