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[iargue]

Okay, another rant because I want too. My dad's away in Florida. Big deal, you know, good for him. Okay well, he's there for 6 monthes and he can't come to visit. I have a football schedule that I can't break and my mom's too much of a god damn asshole to change her vacation week. So now he has to loose money to come here for 3 days while we could spend a week down there. Damn it.

I know for some it's not a big deal, you might not see your dad often, know him, whatever. I don't really care, I'm talking about my father here. I have a great relationship with him, I didn't want him to go. They have him working like a bitch in the heat because, well, it gets hot and he's in ditches. I know someone here lives there, MArine does I think. I'll bet he can attest to it. So, I have to wait for six months. He'll miss my entire football season, and I'm talking American so you know, and I'm not happy about it. he has no internet, his phone reception sucks. Then, right when I think he'll be back, his asshole company is taking him to Minnisoda. Damn it.

Anyway, after that one, I'm off on a new one. I hate television. I think it's the biggest mind rot I have ever laid eyes on. Nothing good is ever on, and when there is, it sucks for content. Pump as much stereotypical crap into my brain at once, at least I can avoid it anywhere else. Said that because I'll know someone'll say "OMG IS ON DA COMPUTA 2!" Yeah I know, big deal. It's a lot easier to not go to a website, because not every website has it.

Here we go, that was a bit short.

I hate people. I hate the people that are nasty and mean because they aren't happy. The people that will make your life hell so they don't feel as bad. I don't believe it's instinct. Talk about it, but don't give me a tale of your emotional kick in the crotch and then try to piss me off because your presumptious. I hate it when people do this, and not everyone does it. I don't mind people talking about they're problems, but I can't stand people that are spiteful to you about it.

I could add a lot more, but I won't, because no one's gonna read that. If you did, cool, thanks.

Edit: Made a new paragraph

nice rant dude

i've got another one

you know what pisses me off? black people who are racists, the second that you discriminate or anything close to it, your being racist but all teh black people are like white boy wants to play and all that shit, if a white kid wants to play a game there like fine, then whoever's team your on are like aww man why do we get the white boy, IT RACIST, we are not racists againt you anymore but you still use it to your advantage and then you go racists on white peoples, and im indian and i don't even look close to white, but they still call me white cuse they are barked up, seriously i look like a portorican and not a barking white kid, white people generallya re not racists, infact they feel bad about it and they go easier on you, but you still gotta complain that it's being racists. If you can't surivive without having a challenge then you should bark off, you think white people have it easy but they work for there shit, they go to college and they work and mcdonalds but your like white people are rich and where not becasue your racists. they work hard and do crappy jobs until they can get better, white peolpe dont just get handed a manager permission whenever they apply for it, they have to qualify for it, plus there are plenty of rich black people. you can't blame your laziness on racisim its your own fault.

*note* do to some (woman) comments on the last rant i did, i would like to appolgize to them, and i would like to incloud this, black people should not take offense by this rant, it's just an expression of my feelings, do not take any offense.

and watch out, cara is writing some rants in notepad and she about to post them


oh and to comment on your rant, there is a great show if you want to laugh, its called mind of mencia, but then again, if you dont like sterotypes you might not like him, he uses sterotypes to make us laugh.

Edited by iruleatants, 25 July 2006 - 09:03 AM.

[Darkness]

I read it all.
I love you darkness!

THanks very much.
Another one, not quite that long here.

Well, there's this kid, about 4 years younger than me who comes to my house every day. Okay, he's cool, but I hardly know him. I hang out with him and his frineds, whatever. Anyway, recently, he comes to my door and won't leave. He's the biggest annoyance I've ever had to deal with. He comes to my door and rings the bell, if I don't answer he'll throw shit at my window and scream "Alex!?" and I'll be pissed. If I do answer, I'll usually say no for a good reason. Well, somewhere along that time, he thinks it's funny to beg and ring my doorbell 150 times in a minute. He asks and asks. Lately, I've given him valuable stuff so he'd go the hell away. Oh man, look at that, he lost it all. Great. Nice move man, I should kick you

[sonic]

nice rant dude

i've got another one

you know what pisses me off? black people who are racists, the second that you discriminate or anything close to it, your being racist but all teh black people are like white boy wants to play and all that shit, if a white kid wants to play a game there like fine, then whoever's team your on are like aww man why do we get the white boy, IT RACIST, we are not racists againt you anymore but you still use it to your advantage and then you go racists on white peoples, and im indian and i don't even look close to white, but they still call me white cuse they are barked up, seriously i look like a portorican and not a barking white kid, white people generallya re not racists, infact they feel bad about it and they go easier on you, but you still gotta complain that it's being racists. If you can't surivive without having a challenge then you should bark off, you think white people have it easy but they work for there shit, they go to college and they work and mcdonalds but your like white people are rich and where not becasue your racists. they work hard and do crappy jobs until they can get better, white peolpe dont just get handed a manager permission whenever they apply for it, they have to qualify for it, plus there are plenty of rich black people. you can't blame your laziness on racisim its your own fault.

*note* do to some (woman) comments on the last rant i did, i would like to appolgize to them, and i would like to incloud this, black people should not take offense by this rant, it's just an expression of my feelings, do not take any offense.

and watch out, cara is writing some rants in notepad and she about to post them

To be honest, alot of things you say make 100% no sense. But a FEW points you made in that "rant" made some sense.

[Justin]

Dude man. I hate people like that.. That ring the door bell over and over. I espiaccly hate it when my friends do it. They like ring the door bell and "HE HAS TO BE HOME" so they ring it a billion times then just come on in. I'm like "wanna die ho?"

[iargue]

THanks very much.
Another one, not quite that long here.

Well, there's this kid, about 4 years younger than me who comes to my house every day. Okay, he's cool, but I hardly know him. I hang out with him and his frineds, whatever. Anyway, recently, he comes to my door and won't leave. He's the biggest annoyance I've ever had to deal with. He comes to my door and rings the bell, if I don't answer he'll throw shit at my window and scream "Alex!?" and I'll be pissed. If I do answer, I'll usually say no for a good reason. Well, somewhere along that time, he thinks it's funny to beg and ring my doorbell 150 times in a minute. He asks and asks. Lately, I've given him valuable stuff so he'd go the hell away. Oh man, look at that, he lost it all. Great. Nice move man, I should kick you

now that must suck dude, what you should do is get a restraining order, that should help

or maybe you should call the police for tresspassing but thats a bit harsh.

[sonic]

THanks very much.
Another one, not quite that long here.

Well, there's this kid, about 4 years younger than me who comes to my house every day. Okay, he's cool, but I hardly know him. I hang out with him and his frineds, whatever. Anyway, recently, he comes to my door and won't leave. He's the biggest annoyance I've ever had to deal with. He comes to my door and rings the bell, if I don't answer he'll throw shit at my window and scream "Alex!?" and I'll be pissed. If I do answer, I'll usually say no for a good reason. Well, somewhere along that time, he thinks it's funny to beg and ring my doorbell 150 times in a minute. He asks and asks. Lately, I've given him valuable stuff so he'd go the hell away. Oh man, look at that, he lost it all. Great. Nice move man, I should kick you

Darkness, grow some man testicles and stab the kid in the jaw.
Just be like "Look you freaky stalker kid. I have aids. If you don't leave me along then I will rape you"

Dude man. I hate people like that.. That ring the door bell over and over. I espiaccly hate it when my friends do it. They like ring the door bell and "HE HAS TO BE HOME" so they ring it a billion times then just come on in. I'm like "wanna die ho?"

My barking girlfriends friends do that.
It drives me nuts.

[Darkness]

now that must suck dude, what you should do is get a restraining order, that should help

or maybe you should call the police for tresspassing but thats a bit harsh.

The kid is 10 years old He's a little annoying bastard 19 hours of the day. About your rant about black people and racism. Yeah I notice that too, but, It's mostly the spiteful one's wo love the libral enforcing minorities, but I'm not about to get into politics. Not my place. Don't get me wrong, I'm no racist, I have black friends. In general, I enjoy them, they are good people, especially the ones I know.

[iargue]

The kid is 10 years old He's a little annoying bastard 19 hours of the day. About your rant about black people and racism. Yeah I notice that too, but, It's mostly the spiteful one's wo love the libral enforcing minorities, but I'm not about to get into politics. Not my place. Don't get me wrong, I'm no racist, I have black friends. In general, I enjoy them, they are good people, especially the ones I know.

yeah i have black friends too and i go to a 62% black school, but it pisses me off so much when they do that, it is just so barking wrong to do that shit.

[Apilot]

bark this is retarted. why the hell is this filter here. and im kind of with the person who started the thread <3 doesnot equal love it equals lazyness. g2g ttyl rofllolwtfH@x0rs

[Darkness]

"Look you freaky stalker kid. I have aids. If you don't leave me along then I will rape you"

Quoted, along with the other abnormal quotes that are/were in my sig.

[sonic]

Quoted, along with the other abnormal quotes that are/were in my sig.

Lol.
I wasnt joking

[Apilot]

nice rant dude

i've got another one

you know what pisses me off? black people who are racists, the second that you discriminate or anything close to it, your being racist but all teh black people are like white boy wants to play and all that shit, if a white kid wants to play a game there like fine, then whoever's team your on are like aww man why do we get the white boy, IT RACIST, we are not racists againt you anymore but you still use it to your advantage and then you go racists on white peoples, and im indian and i don't even look close to white, but they still call me white cuse they are barked up, seriously i look like a portorican and not a barking white kid, white people generallya re not racists, infact they feel bad about it and they go easier on you, but you still gotta complain that it's being racists. If you can't surivive without having a challenge then you should bark off, you think white people have it easy but they work for there shit, they go to college and they work and mcdonalds but your like white people are rich and where not becasue your racists. they work hard and do crappy jobs until they can get better, white peolpe dont just get handed a manager permission whenever they apply for it, they have to qualify for it, plus there are plenty of rich black people. you can't blame your laziness on racisim its your own fault.

*note* do to some (woman) comments on the last rant i did, i would like to appolgize to them, and i would like to incloud this, black people should not take offense by this rant, it's just an expression of my feelings, do not take any offense.

and watch out, cara is writing some rants in notepad and she about to post them
oh and to comment on your rant, there is a great show if you want to laugh, its called mind of mencia, but then again, if you dont like sterotypes you might not like him, he uses sterotypes to make us laugh.

yeah i usualy beat the shit out of the ones that do that cause not all black people can fight. plus im a dirty cheater when it comes to that. If they are racist to me im racist back. and i will use the n word over and over if needed.

FLORIDA RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[iargue]

bark this is retarted. why the hell is this filter here. and im kind of with the person who started the thread <3 doesnot equal love it equals lazyness. g2g ttyl rofllolwtfH@x0rs

lol(more lazyness)

that is how i feel, if you don't love me enough to type love then you can bark off, and i got a new rant


this love shit, its gone down hill, it used to be where if you would die for the person then it became love, you only told a person that you love them if you seriously meant that you wanted to be together. now people say it to there friends and everything, some people even say it to random strangers. that shit is just gay, love is not a word, love is a feeling, it is much more then going out with someone, if you loved someone that means that the only thing that will ever keep you apart is death itself, and sometimes even that may fail. like is what you use when you just like someone, love is a feeling way beyond that, love is what you tell someone as you lay dieing with a bullet that was meant for them. people have stolen the meaning of love turned it into <3 and use it like every second without any meaning.

[Apilot]

Im gonna rant about one thing that realy pisses me off. When you are right and people try to prove you wrong over and over even though you have so much proof against them like those mother barkers at the world is flat conspiracy. im still flaming them.

[cara]

Okay Im still in the ranting mood!
Mothers!
You know how they alwaysss offer you food? And my mother is a real fruit cake when it comes to fruits! And me hating nearly 99.88 percent of fruits and juice (ick) she's always finding a new and improved way of getting me to eat them. D:
Okay okay okay .. now .. Id like to take the time to rant about spiders!
Once my mother made me kill my OWN spider in my room! like, what was she thinking!? I nearly had a panic attack! And man, you do not want to see
me having one of those. D:
I had one the other day. You know, where you just cant breathe. A line between panicing and hyperventalating. Some hobo threw a rock at me and we ran away and I was freaked out
like a mofo and I needed to breathe into a plastic bag. It's horrible. D:
Next thing Id like to rant about is insane friends!?
I mean, Im not exactly saying Im sane, but please! D:
The other day (literally .. yesterday o.o) I went to this picnic in the middle of no where somehwhere in another town or something and there's churching and I was walking pretty far with my
friend and .. and .. -snort- .. there was this momorial thing like a mini graveyard thing .. and it had dead peoples names written on it .. and RIGHT behind this little wall thing there was COMPLETE forest. For miles. And miles. D:
MY friend and I stopped to look at the forest and we heard this demented and deformed meow. It was like a 'miaaaa' D:
We both ran a nice distance away, however, nobody can hear or see us where we were so far away from the crowd. D:
My friend, being the dork she is, said 'yay let's go see the kitty!!' Im all like; sure, have fun, dear. and I end up going ater she brutally threw my weakness at me. O-o
So we go back staring at the forest and we my friend starts meow-ing .. -cough- .. and I do one or two, give or take, I really thought it was cat. D:
SO uh after a few minutes at this point I figure the cat is either ignoring us, or not comming back. Either way I could care less. D=
Then .. being the retard Iam, I pick up some pebbles on the ground, a good hand fill, and I throw them. D:
About ten seconds later we're about to turn back but still staring at the forest, I see a large stone being thrown back at me. Landed two feet in front of me. I yell and my friends delayed response, she yells and runs away D:
Tsk. Insane friends. D:
Which brings me to my next point D:
Girly girl sleep overs! Omg! Like, omg! I got invited to one the other day, and one wanted to put mascara on me .. wow wow wow. Back it up, barbie. D:
A little eyeliner is alright, which someone already put on me, but these girls OD on makeup. I dont mind mascara, actually, but they put so much makeup it is unfunny. o.o
I didnt want to
Of course by the end of the night (4am-ish) we're finishing up putting on making and watching Saw2, I mean! Helllooo!? You need to get lost in the scariness. Not be like 'Okay! Red or blue eyeshowed!?' one minute and screaming with fear the next. D:
Of course, there was two types of girls my whole life since kindergarden. The girls who are the cheerleaders in the side of the field in mini-skirts (Im not talking about those that play at football games .. they bring a change of clothes in their bags
since the boys play football every lunch) and then the girls who are either rejected by everyone and have no friends, or play. My friend and I happend to be the ones that played. And there were some freakin large boys there, and me being 5'1 94lbs, I was obviously the runner D:
The cheerleaders would offer my friend and I places to cheer 'cause we're ruining their cheers with there being two girls on the mini-team, but the boys wanted us to stay, and frankly I didnt wanted to go, anyways. D:
Which leads me to my next point!
Dogs!
Big dogs!
I find them cute and everything .. but I cannot stand them. D:
My neighbor's out twenty-four-seven and he has this massive dog that runs all into our house and on our lawn and like climbs on me to lick my face and Im all like 'Dude get your dog off me' D:
Okay. Now, I'd like to rant about people who laugh at me when I say Im dominating the world D:
like, wow! What's up with that!? Sure, you all laugh now, but when foogster and I dominate the world we're taking everyone's penis and storing them in the fridge, and foogster decides who becomes our slaves or not. So yeah; laugh now, parish later! D:
Next Id like to rant about teachers!
Okay! I was writing a note to my friend in class and she was talking about how immaturly she thought the guy sitting three seats in front of us in french class is soo cute. I dont blame her. As she passed it back my french teacher hoe grabbed it from my hands and started yelling stuff in
french like 'Listen, listen! A note!? Mind sharing!?' and my friends like 'yes' D:
Of course, she reads it, and the guy sitting three sits in front is so turned off and embarassed it's halarious. D:
I bursted out in total laughter and everyone else in the class along with me. She's still upset at me for that. o.o
Next topic is boys!
Yes, boys and their immaturity! DEFEND THEM AND DIE!
Okay! In grade five was when I hit puberty. The first one in my class, at that. D:
I told my friends .. and I guess one of them told someone I got my premenstral sydrome. And all the boys of my class found out. I wanted to slap them! They'd always make fun of me! D:
Theyd say things in art like 'hey cara, can I borrow your read marker!?'! Well that all stopped when I found out who told everyone and slapped one boy in the face and my best friend got in a bitch fight with the bitch that told everyone, and we all almost got susupended
Which reminds me, my principal shall be my next point!! D:
He's a total pervert!!
I mean, like, my last point on why he's an odd ball will surprise the holy muffins out of you.
He's always rubbing peoples shoulders. The girls, not boys. He did it to me. Numerous times. I was freaked out. I was in a spaghetti strap shirt, and he pulled down my two straps and rubbed. Im like 'YO!?' and ran away o.o
He does that to everyone. he's like fat and 6'3 D:
My last point is one day he HUGGED ME. This year. A good month before school ended. He hugged me. Im like 'what the heck!?' and tried to get away but he kept pulling me .. this was a classic moment in my book. D:
My three friends behind me started pulled me away from him and he was tugging at me. i felt like I was gonna rip in half! D:
He was literally winning. Half holding me against him. I felt disgusted. Then as the people started comming out from eating half my grade was pulling me away from him. It was halarious. I think I might have a picture somehwhere. D:
He finally let go and I flew backwards and the next thing I know there's a flock of kids yelling 'DID HE HURT YOU!@?!?!?!' D:
So after I respond to fifty questions I go to the bathroom with my origional crowd. I started fixing my hair and saying how much he's a pervert and he shouldnt be hugging girls like me anymore. And my friends were agreeing and stuff .. D:
The bell rang to get to your class. English. The second we walk out we're laughing at how creepy he is and there he is. Lying across the wall staring straight into my eyes. The first thing threw my mind? Oh shit. D:
He gets off the wall and says 'Nice little conversation in there, eh girls?' we run away and start bitching on how sixth grade principles should not be listening to girls in the bathroom! D:

Well this is it for now, I guess. o.o

-cara xx

edit .. -cries-
Im sorry its soo long. Put it together with my other two that good a lot of replies before ^^, and I posted so much. I wrote this in note pad D:
I have soo much more I wanna rant about, but I cant be flecked. my hands are aching from typing D:

Edited by Cara, 25 July 2006 - 09:22 AM.

[iargue]

yeah i usualy beat the shit out of the ones that do that cause not all black people can fight. plus im a dirty cheater when it comes to that. If they are racist to me im racist back. and i will use the n word over and over if needed.

FLORIDA RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol

i like florida too but well it rains alot here, and white people are sort of an minority(all the cubans going to miami lol)

and CENSORED is just a word now, they use it like very 5 words, and yet if a white person uses it, it a bad word.

[Bryan]

Pssh, I'm the ranting king...

[Darkness]

lol(more lazyness)

that is how i feel, if you don't love me enough to type love then you can bark off, and i got a new rant
this love shit, its gone down hill, it used to be where if you would die for the person then it became love, you only told a person that you love them if you seriously meant that you wanted to be together. now people say it to there friends and everything, some people even say it to random strangers. that shit is just gay, love is not a word, love is a feeling, it is much more then going out with someone, if you loved someone that means that the only thing that will ever keep you apart is death itself, and sometimes even that may fail. like is what you use when you just like someone, love is a feeling way beyond that, love is what you tell someone as you lay dieing with a bullet that was meant for them. people have stolen the meaning of love turned it into <3 and use it like every second without any meaning.

I've been inspired. Here we go

I hate love. I could just stop there, but I won't. I hate it's complexities of being confused between people. I don't believe it happens when you don't know any better. A 10 year old doesn't love another, he just likes them, but loes the family. There's a big difference. I know people who go around saying "OMG I LUV U!" Guess what, don't fool yourself stupid, you don't. People my age don't normally love, but I have seen some exceptions. If needed, I'll name one. I hate it though, so much, it's just a waste of time fooling yourself. If you don't find someone you actually "love" then good for you, I wish you best of luck. But it's a tricky thing, and I think its strength rests in levels of maturity.

Done. I can just keep going, forver.

[Apilot]

lol

i like florida too but well it rains alot here, and white people are sort of an minority(all the cubans going to miami lol)

and CENSORED is just a word now, they use it like very 5 words, and yet if a white person uses it, it a bad word.

no they use it every other word not all of them. but all the ones i hate do. i have alot of black friends they dont say it they hate it when there own say it and they get in a fight.

i live in florida it doesnt rain much like it does in virginia

[Justin]

I cannot believe.. I just read all of Caras rant.. My eyes are about to bleed.

[Apilot]

I've been inspired. Here we go

I hate love. I could just stop there, but I won't. I hate it's complexities of being confused between people. I don't believe it happens when you don't know any better. A 10 year old doesn't love another, he just likes them, but loes the family. There's a big difference. I know people who go around saying "OMG I LUV U!" Guess what, don't fool yourself stupid, you don't. People my age don't normally love, but I have seen some exceptions. If needed, I'll name one. I hate it though, so much, it's just a waste of time fooling yourself. If you don't find someone you actually "love" then good for you, I wish you best of luck. But it's a tricky thing, and I think its strength rests in levels of maturity.

Done. I can just keep going, forver.

I have realy felt nothing for no one. realy. i cant help it, i think im better than every one and i have no humbleness. im realy just happy and thats the only word used.

[iargue]

Okay Im still in the ranting mood!
Mothers!
You know how they alwaysss offer you food? And my mother is a real fruit cake when it comes to fruits! And me hating nearly 99.88 percent of fruits and juice (ick) she's always finding a new and improved way of getting me to eat them. D:
Okay okay okay .. now .. Id like to take the time to rant about spiders!
Once my mother made me kill my OWN spider in my room! like, what was she thinking!? I nearly had a panic attack! And man, you do not want to see
me having one of those. D:
I had one the other day. You know, where you just cant breathe. A line between panicing and hyperventalating. Some hobo threw a rock at me and we ran away and I was freaked out
like a mofo and I needed to breathe into a plastic bag. It's horrible. D:
Next thing Id like to rant about is insane friends!?
I mean, Im not exactly saying Im sane, but please! D:
The other day (literally .. yesterday o.o) I went to this picnic in the middle of no where somehwhere in another town or something and there's churching and I was walking pretty far with my
friend and .. and .. -snort- .. there was this momorial thing like a mini graveyard thing .. and it had dead peoples names written on it .. and RIGHT behind this little wall thing there was COMPLETE forest. For miles. And miles. D:
MY friend and I stopped to look at the forest and we heard this demented and deformed meow. It was like a 'miaaaa' D:
We both ran a nice distance away, however, nobody can hear or see us where we were so far away from the crowd. D:
My friend, being the dork she is, said 'yay let's go see the kitty!!' Im all like; sure, have fun, dear. and I end up going ater she brutally threw my weakness at me. O-o
So we go back staring at the forest and we my friend starts meow-ing .. -cough- .. and I do one or two, give or take, I really thought it was cat. D:
SO uh after a few minutes at this point I figure the cat is either ignoring us, or not comming back. Either way I could care less. D=
Then .. being the retard Iam, I pick up some pebbles on the ground, a good hand fill, and I throw them. D:
About ten seconds later we're about to turn back but still staring at the forest, I see a large stone being thrown back at me. Landed two feet in front of me. I yell and my friends delayed response, she yells and runs away D:
Tsk. Insane friends. D:
Which brings me to my next point D:
Girly girl sleep overs! Omg! Like, omg! I got invited to one the other day, and one wanted to put mascara on me .. wow wow wow. Back it up, barbie. D:
A little eyeliner is alright, which someone already put on me, but these girls OD on makeup. I dont mind mascara, actually, but they put so much makeup it is unfunny. o.o
I didnt want to
Of course by the end of the night (4am-ish) we're finishing up putting on making and watching Saw2, I mean! Helllooo!? You need to get lost in the scariness. Not be like 'Okay! Red or blue eyeshowed!?' one minute and screaming with fear the next. D:
Of course, there was two types of girls my whole life since kindergarden. The girls who are the cheerleaders in the side of the field in mini-skirts (Im not talking about those that play at football games .. they bring a change of clothes in their bags
since the boys play football every lunch) and then the girls who are either rejected by everyone and have no friends, or play. My friend and I happend to be the ones that played. And there were some freakin large boys there, and me being 5'1 94lbs, I was obviously the runner D:
The cheerleaders would offer my friend and I places to cheer 'cause we're ruining their cheers with there being two girls on the mini-team, but the boys wanted us to stay, and frankly I didnt wanted to go, anyways. D:
Which leads me to my next point!
Dogs!
Big dogs!
I find them cute and everything .. but I cannot stand them. D:
My neighbor's out twenty-four-seven and he has this massive dog that runs all into our house and on our lawn and like climbs on me to lick my face and Im all like 'Dude get your dog off me' D:
Okay. Now, I'd like to rant about people who laugh at me when I say Im dominating the world D:
like, wow! What's up with that!? Sure, you all laugh now, but when foogster and I dominate the world we're taking everyone's penis and storing them in the fridge, and foogster decides who becomes our slaves or not. So yeah; laugh now, parish later! D:
Next Id like to rant about teachers!
Okay! I was writing a note to my friend in class and she was talking about how immaturly she thought the guy sitting three seats in front of us in french class is soo cute. I dont blame her. As she passed it back my french teacher hoe grabbed it from my hands and started yelling stuff in
french like 'Listen, listen! A note!? Mind sharing!?' and my friends like 'yes' D:
Of course, she reads it, and the guy sitting three sits in front is so turned off and embarassed it's halarious. D:
I bursted out in total laughter and everyone else in the class along with me. She's still upset at me for that. o.o
Next topic is boys!
Yes, boys and their immaturity! DEFEND THEM AND DIE!
Okay! In grade five was when I hit puberty. The first one in my class, at that. D:
I told my friends .. and I guess one of them told someone I got my premenstral sydrome. And all the boys of my class found out. I wanted to slap them! They'd always make fun of me! D:
Theyd say things in art like 'hey cara, can I borrow your read marker!?'! Well that all stopped when I found out who told everyone and slapped one boy in the face and my best friend got in a bitch fight with the bitch that told everyone, and we all almost got susupended
Which reminds me, my principal shall be my next point!! D:
He's a total pervert!!
I mean, like, my last point on why he's an odd ball will surprise the holy muffins out of you.
He's always rubbing peoples shoulders. The girls, not boys. He did it to me. Numerous times. I was freaked out. I was in a spaghetti strap shirt, and he pulled down my two straps and rubbed. Im like 'YO!?' and ran away o.o
He does that to everyone. he's like fat and 6'3 D:
My last point is one day he HUGGED ME. This year. A good month before school ended. He hugged me. Im like 'what the heck!?' and tried to get away but he kept pulling me .. this was a classic moment in my book. D:
My three friends behind me started pulled me away from him and he was tugging at me. i felt like I was gonna rip in half! D:
He was literally winning. Half holding me against him. I felt disgusted. Then as the people started comming out from eating half my grade was pulling me away from him. It was halarious. I think I might have a picture somehwhere. D:
He finally let go and I flew backwards and the next thing I know there's a flock of kids yelling 'DID HE HURT YOU!@?!?!?!' D:
So after I respond to fifty questions I go to the bathroom with my origional crowd. I started fixing my hair and saying how much he's a pervert and he shouldnt be hugging girls like me anymore. And my friends were agreeing and stuff .. D:
The bell rang to get to your class. English. The second we walk out we're laughing at how creepy he is and there he is. Lying across the wall staring straight into my eyes. The first thing threw my mind? Oh shit. D:
He gets off the wall and says 'Nice little conversation in there, eh girls?' we run away and start bitching on how sixth grade principles should not be listening to girls in the bathroom! D:

Well this is it for now, I guess. o.o

-cara xx

edit .. -cries-
Im sorry its soo long. Put it together with my other two that good a lot of replies before ^^, and I posted so much. I wrote this in note pad D:
I have soo much more I wanna rant about, but I cant be flecked. my hands are aching from typing D:

holy shit, here you get the throphy (i made the topic i give the reward)

see it my point though, girls talk alot, its there job but well soemtimes they should shut up, but i really don't mind, but i have to say, boys are immature until there like 15 or so, then we mature(or most of use) and if im not allowed to sterotype girls you can't sterotype boys, i never did any of that shit when i was in fith grade but we did something like that

my friend got introuble and he had to sit on the curb, and right below him was a red dot, so my immature friend says look nicks on his period, and they all laughed, i didnt think it was funny, first a womans period is not funny, and second its nasty and to think, sometimes we eat at that restraunt...

[Ender]

Ali and I are already the rant masters, sorry.

Anyway, here's a random one:

I have recently become aware of a recent war going on, and I'm not talking about the one in Iraq. This one is of much more dire importance: the battle of Pirates and Ninjas.

I first saw this war going on in a Hot Topic store in the mall. Normally I am too scared to go in there based on the fear of being knifed in my Abercrombie shirt; however, one of the spots that usually sported a Hawthorne Heights or a Green Day shirt was now occupied by something else; something mysterious -- a shirt that said "Pirates Are Way Cooler Than Ninjas"

At this point I was filled with anger! How dare they declare pirates to be cooler? I mean, what's cooler than running around in a black suit killing people undetected? While pirates are out raping the town's women, the ninjas are out assasinating the emperor!

If pirates and ninjas fought, ninjas would definately win. Come on, ninjas spend their whole life training for combat. All pirates train for is making their alcohol tolerance stronger. All it would take is one strike and pirates would be on the ground cold.

So pirates have cannons? Wow, too bad that by the time that they load those cannons the ninja will be gone from his spot, behind the person he's trying to kill, sipping a red bull, doing pushups, and talking on the phone with his girlfriend.

Pirates rely on guns and swords. Ninjas would never be able to be hit by guns; ninjas always see their target before their target sees them. The same goes for swords -- the pirates need to be close enough for the sword to work, and since ninjas almost always approach from the back, the lame pirate would be dead already.

Seriously, pirates blow and ninjas win.

[Darkness]

Girly girl sleep overs! Omg! Like, omg! I got invited to one the other day, and one wanted to put mascara on me .. wow wow wow. Back it up, barbie. D:
A little eyeliner is alright, which someone already put on me, but these girls OD on makeup. I dont mind mascara, actually, but they put so much makeup it is unfunny. o.o
I didnt want to
Of course by the end of the night (4am-ish) we're finishing up putting on making and watching Saw2, I mean! Helllooo!? You need to get lost in the scariness. Not be like 'Okay! Red or blue eyeshowed!?' one minute and screaming with fear the next. D:

Dogs!
Big dogs!
I find them cute and everything .. but I cannot stand them. D:
My neighbor's out twenty-four-seven and he has this massive dog that runs all into our house and on our lawn and like climbs on me to lick my face and Im all like 'Dude get your dog off me' D:

Next topic is boys!
Yes, boys and their immaturity! DEFEND THEM AND DIE!
bitching on how sixth grade principles should not be listening to girls in the bathroom! D:

Grly sleepovers? Okay, well ,I will agree, I don't like makeup. I don't wear it, but girls I know do, and if they don't have it, they flip out. Wow, yeah, I understand you think you are sooo ugly and you HAVE to have it. My ass, lay off of it, you look better that way. I tell em, do they care? Why should they? No one listens to me.

Dogs, well, I hate them. I hate dogs and I don't like being near them. I hate them, they always bite me. Last time I got bit by a dog, it wasn't bad, but I kicked the thing as hard as I could and my friend got pissed at me. The scratch and bite me, alays me, for no good reason. But they are stupid dogs, they don't have reasons. I have hated them sinc eI was a kid, they did it then too.

Boys and their immaturity? Right, whatever, you were the one who went totally insane when we said girl lie? Hypocrite! I detect one. Big deal, I know people who go through that stuff. It's life. I could rant about the bad parts of life but I'd strech the window.

Edit: So then I'll rant about women. women are some of the biggest liars ever. Sure, young boys are the most immature people on the planet. I can't stand them either. Young boys are horrible sometimes, but women lie to me forever. I'm not basing it on relationships and I'm not saying every woman does it. A lot of epople do it, but women seem to do it the most in my life.

Now I'm ready to catch shit from all the women

Edit 2: I guess most of this comes from my shcool being highly biased and semi-sexist.

Edited by Darkness, 25 July 2006 - 09:39 AM.

[pyke]

I cannot believe.. I just read all of Caras rant.. My eyes are about to bleed.

Hahahaha, twas a long rant for sure