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[iargue]

I've been inspired. Here we go

I hate love. I could just stop there, but I won't. I hate it's complexities of being confused between people. I don't believe it happens when you don't know any better. A 10 year old doesn't love another, he just likes them, but loes the family. There's a big difference. I know people who go around saying "OMG I LUV U!" Guess what, don't fool yourself stupid, you don't. People my age don't normally love, but I have seen some exceptions. If needed, I'll name one. I hate it though, so much, it's just a waste of time fooling yourself. If you don't find someone you actually "love" then good for you, I wish you best of luck. But it's a tricky thing, and I think its strength rests in levels of maturity.

Done. I can just keep going, forver.

love hurts like a bitch, many people think there inlove but there not, not untill you can't eat you can't breathe can't talk or sleep without her, where you live jsut for her, that is love and its too complex, it can make you want to be with the ugliest girl in(lucky it hasnt happend to me) but the problem iwth love it sometimes it forgets to act on the person you love, so you get rejected, adn you just sit in your room crying adn asking your self why, and sometiems ranting about her and how you where better then her, then you want to kill her, then your back to crying,a dn sometimes you just wanna kill yourself. love is a bitcha nd it sucks, love is great, but the pain is so much worse.

[Apilot]

ok im gonna stop reading all these rants my head is starting to hurt.

like o my gawd.

[iargue]

Ali and I are already the rant masters, sorry.

Anyway, here's a random one:

I have recently become aware of a recent war going on, and I'm not talking about the one in Iraq. This one is of much more dire importance: the battle of Pirates and Ninjas.

I first saw this war going on in a Hot Topic store in the mall. Normally I am too scared to go in there based on the fear of being knifed in my Abercrombie shirt; however, one of the spots that usually sported a Hawthorne Heights or a Green Day shirt was now occupied by something else; something mysterious -- a shirt that said "Pirates Are Way Cooler Than Ninjas"

At this point I was filled with anger! How dare they declare pirates to be cooler? I mean, what's cooler than running around in a black suit killing people undetected? While pirates are out raping the town's women, the ninjas are out assasinating the emperor!

If pirates and ninjas fought, ninjas would definately win. Come on, ninjas spend their whole life training for combat. All pirates train for is making their alcohol tolerance stronger. All it would take is one strike and pirates would be on the ground cold.

So pirates have cannons? Wow, too bad that by the time that they load those cannons the ninja will be gone from his spot, behind the person he's trying to kill, sipping a red bull, doing pushups, and talking on the phone with his girlfriend.

Pirates rely on guns and swords. Ninjas would never be able to be hit by guns; ninjas always see their target before their target sees them. The same goes for swords -- the pirates need to be close enough for the sword to work, and since ninjas almost always approach from the back, the lame pirate would be dead already.

Seriously, pirates blow and ninjas win.

yeah, ninja beat pirates, but still, no true ninjas exsist anymore

assassins are better, and im not talking about the hitmen of today, im talking about the ones with swords and crossbows who move faster then light, the ones that are just a myth becasue no one can live to prove it. the one who has no friend and no family, who lives to kill and kills to live.

ok im gonna stop reading all these rants my head is starting to hurt.

like o my gawd.

this is a very popular topic though, since 10 people are reading it ZOMG!

[Justin]

My head hurts too.. But its from a brain freeze.. Damn ice cream! THEY SHOULD MAKE IT NOT HURT >_<

Btw, I LUFF CARA >

1000th post.

[pyke]

Ali and I are already the rant masters, sorry.

Anyway, here's a random one:

I have recently become aware of a recent war going on, and I'm not talking about the one in Iraq. This one is of much more dire importance: the battle of Pirates and Ninjas.

I first saw this war going on in a Hot Topic store in the mall. Normally I am too scared to go in there based on the fear of being knifed in my Abercrombie shirt; however, one of the spots that usually sported a Hawthorne Heights or a Green Day shirt was now occupied by something else; something mysterious -- a shirt that said "Pirates Are Way Cooler Than Ninjas"

At this point I was filled with anger! How dare they declare pirates to be cooler? I mean, what's cooler than running around in a black suit killing people undetected? While pirates are out raping the town's women, the ninjas are out assasinating the emperor!

If pirates and ninjas fought, ninjas would definately win. Come on, ninjas spend their whole life training for combat. All pirates train for is making their alcohol tolerance stronger. All it would take is one strike and pirates would be on the ground cold.

So pirates have cannons? Wow, too bad that by the time that they load those cannons the ninja will be gone from his spot, behind the person he's trying to kill, sipping a red bull, doing pushups, and talking on the phone with his girlfriend.

Pirates rely on guns and swords. Ninjas would never be able to be hit by guns; ninjas always see their target before their target sees them. The same goes for swords -- the pirates need to be close enough for the sword to work, and since ninjas almost always approach from the back, the lame pirate would be dead already.

Seriously, pirates blow and ninjas win.

Ninjas rely on absurdly complex techniques in order to dazzle their enemies. While they may be more agile and coordinated, pirates are far more violent and powerful. Not to mention that a real pirates smell is so foul that it would be unbearable for a ninjas wuss ass nose

[Justin]

Ninjas rely on absurdly complex techniques in order to dazzle their enemies. While they may be more agile and coordinated, pirates are far more violent and powerful. Not to mention that a real pirates smell is so foul that it would be unbearable for a ninjas wuss ass nose

Pirates wear those things that cover their faces so they cant smell. Wtf pwnt.

[Ender]

Ninjas rely on absurdly complex techniques in order to dazzle their enemies. While they may be more agile and coordinated, pirates are far more violent and powerful. Not to mention that a real pirates smell is so foul that it would be unbearable for a ninjas wuss ass nose

Pirates have a sweet suit that covers their nose; so pirates' smell would be nullified. Also, all of their power is uncontrolled, and by the time they're able to attack the ninjas will have unleashed a killer round-house kick to their face.

[cara]

Alex. This isnt in the debate section, hunny. Youre not supposed to debate.

You dont understand. D:
Im not calling all boys immature. The ones at my school just were.

You dont understand. They made my life a living hell. Thats not normal for someone my age at the time. D:
How the hell can you possibly compare my getting upset when someone says all my gender does it lie and boys making fun of me and literally not wanting me to go out for reccess for two years of my life? Pftt. You obviously have no idea what youre talking about so Id stop if ahead if I were you. D:
They only stopped when I slapped one of them in the face. Thats not normal, but hey, if they never did any of that shit everybody in school wouldnt be scared me now, would they? ><

[Darkness]

Woo! Lets rant about religion. Touchy. How many is this now?

Anyway. You follow a religion? Okay, good, it's a good thing, it helps you find youself, comfort, right, but don't you dare pressit on me. If I say something and poeple say "THT OFFNDS MY RELGON!!" I say, shut up, deal with it. People take thing way to seriously and it pissed me off. I know epople love what they believe, but, they woldn't know it if someone didn't tell them. So you owe everything to someone else really, I don't agree. Don't bother telling me what you believe, I don't really care. I'm not saying its a bad thing at all though. Small, I know.

Edited by Darkness, 25 July 2006 - 09:45 AM.

[iargue]

My head hurts too.. But its from a brain freeze.. Damn ice cream! THEY SHOULD MAKE IT NOT HURT >_<

Btw, I LUFF CARA >

1000th post.

congrats on your 1000th post and i think everyone who knows cars luff's(wtf) here

now to rant about ice cream

ice cream rules it so tasty but why does it have to be so could and hurt your brain? i mena becasue of this you cant have alot of cie cream becasue you have to eat it slow and so it melts before your done, how come we invent smaller cell phones(even though there smaller then your hand) and yet we don't invent better ice cream? i mean those dipping dots are awsome, but its not ice cream, i want the kinda ice cream that you can eat as fast as you want, and still be refreshed by it, i mean it cools you down on a hot day but it melts, so invent an anti-melt ice cream that can't give you brain freeze, or freeze your tounge, and you can win the noble prize.

[SRF]

just like carlos mencia get's hate mail, i get people doing this, it's a rant, im sorry if it hurts you, but it's mostly true, and only gay men change there feelings like women do, and you say all of this stuff but i bet that your just like them, all you woman have the same basicic qualities, like mood swings and bossiness, i mean seriously unless your 92 you can't say you like that, it just means that it hasnt happend to you, but it will, it happends to them all
and im not saying that butterflys suck or anything, im just say how can that make your day? it doesnt make any sense, this proves my point that women are so differnt, you get cheered up by the smallest of things.
dude your making yourself look stupid, i didnt name a single persons name it was a rant not me calling someone that, you can't rant without saying what you want can you?

You missed the barking point you retard... You presume that since someone is dyslexic they cant spell... Read... all of the above... You are a total idiot

[Apilot]

Ninjas rely on absurdly complex techniques in order to dazzle their enemies. While they may be more agile and coordinated, pirates are far more violent and powerful. Not to mention that a real pirates smell is so foul that it would be unbearable for a ninjas wuss ass nose

no pirates might smell bad and not as agile as a ninja. but those retarted 3 ft tall japanese against a bunch of 5-6ft spanish and english retards brandishing 80 pound swords they can swing like a tooth pick. they sail in a ship a awesome ship kill each other and at least wear cool clothes no matter how dirty. ninjas wear pajamas and are almost all unics. because they have to have no distractions on targets even if its a girl. pirates dont give a bark so they kill every thing. ninjas need speacial training. your born a pirate.
pirates still exist and now they use ak47s and all sorts of weapons. ninjas never had a chance with there no nut selves against a bunch of drunks in a boat.

You missed the barking point you retard... You presume that since someone is dyslexic they cant spell... Read... all of the above... You are a total idiot

hey no flaming ok none. cause i flamed a moderator and im still paying for it.

Edited by Apilot, 25 July 2006 - 09:50 AM.

[Darkness]

congrats on your 1000th post and i think everyone who knows cars luff's(wtf) here

now to rant about ice cream

ice cream rules it so tasty but why does it have to be so could and hurt your brain? i mena becasue of this you cant have alot of cie cream becasue you have to eat it slow and so it melts before your done, how come we invent smaller cell phones(even though there smaller then your hand) and yet we don't invent better ice cream? i mean those dipping dots are awsome, but its not ice cream, i want the kinda ice cream that you can eat as fast as you want, and still be refreshed by it, i mean it cools you down on a hot day but it melts, so invent an anti-melt ice cream that can't give you brain freeze, or freeze your tounge, and you can win the noble prize.

I hate ice cream. Wow I hate a lot of things. I don't get brain freeze though and it never bothers me to eat it on rare occasions that I do. One thing I hate is how sick I feel after eating on a hot day. I eat a lot, but I never gain weight, but I eat so much and in the summer it becomes like hell. I just want to throw up. No food around now though

[iargue]

Alex. This isnt in the debate section, hunny. Youre not supposed to debate.

You dont understand. D:
Im not calling all boys immature. The ones at my school just were.

You dont understand. They made my life a living hell. Thats not normal for someone my age at the time. D:
How the hell can you possibly compare my getting upset when someone says all my gender does it lie and boys making fun of me and literally not wanting me to go out for reccess for two years of my life? Pftt. You obviously have no idea what youre talking about so Id stop if ahead if I were you. D:
They only stopped when I slapped one of them in the face. Thats not normal, but hey, if they never did any of that shit everybody in school wouldnt be scared me now, would they? ><

if im not allowed to sterotype girls then you cant sterotype guys, we both got yelled at for it, and so well leave it at that, imma find another topic to rant about now.


oh and ninja would pwn a pirate, first of all, ninjas dont fight on the sea, so the pirates gotta come to land, and since ninja where masks they wont smell what the pirates smell like,then you have to fact that pirates drink like a bitch, and you can;t beat someone when your drunk(i know from experiance) then you ahve the fact that pirates are untrained greedy basterd a ninja would just flick a coin in the air and they would all run for it and kill each other, the ninja could easily pwn them then

[Ender]

no pirates might smell bad and not as agile as a ninja. but those retarted 3 ft tall japanese against a bunch of 5-6ft spanish and english retards brandishing 80 pound swords they can swing like a tooth pick. they sail in a ship a awesome ship kill each other and at least wear cool clothes no matter how dirty. ninjas wear pajamas and are almost all unics. because they have to have no distractions on targets even if its a girl. pirates dont give a bark so they kill every thing. ninjas need speacial training. your born a pirate.
pirates still exist and now they use ak47s and all sorts of weapons. ninjas never had a chance with there no nut selves against a bunch of drunks in a boat.
hey no flaming ok none.

Wait a minute. Those "retarted" (excuse the irony of your statement) 3 ft ninjas (steriotype) would never fight pirates head on; it's not the ninja way. Ninjas strike when the time is right; when the pirates are sleeping or drunk. The pirates wouldn't stand a chance.

Agreed, on a head-to-head battle, pirates would probably win. However, they would never get the chance to have a battle with the ninjas. They'd already be dead.

[Sweeney]

You want my rant? I'll summarise it for you.

LEARN HOW TO USE PUNCTUATION
OR DIE

I'm done

[iargue]

guys dont rant alot, im going surfing and when i come back, i want a minimum of one hour reading, understand? thanks guy, your awsome ranters(with a few exceptions)

[Apilot]

Wait a minute. Those "retarted" (excuse the irony of your statement) 3 ft ninjas (steriotype) would never fight pirates head on; it's not the ninja way. Ninjas strike when the time is right; when the pirates are sleeping or drunk. The pirates wouldn't stand a chance.

Agreed, on a head-to-head battle, pirates would probably win. However, they would never get the chance to have a battle with the ninjas. They'd already be dead.

how would they get to the ship in the middle of the ocean. and they still have no nuts so it realy doesnt make a difference. and since there is no restriction i will continue to stereotype. oh and btw its not a stereo type because all ninjas have to be small. to fit in places and to sneak around, you dont want a 6ft ninja

Edited by Apilot, 25 July 2006 - 09:57 AM.

[Freddy]

Ice cream is a WHORE. I totally hate it! Especially when I go out and spend a whole bunch of money at Graeters where it is like shit ice cream and then they give me like a half of scoop of icecream when I payed for two scoops! OMG lol. Alright so, it is hot as hell outside in Kentucky, and you can't do anything without dying outside. I had my $5.00 ice cream that was a half a scoop and I was walking with it in my waffle cone. It doesn't even fit on top of the cone. It is like sitting at the bottom waiting for me to take two bites so it is gone. Then it starts melting like 2 minutes after I leave the icecream place. It totally pisses me off! Then the bottom of the waffle cone gets all soggy and all the ice cream drops everywhere and all you have in your stomach is a whole bunch of bread that looks like a waffle and nothing else because you had to throw that shitty ice cream away, because it was already melted and tasted nasty. Also ice cream gave me the biggest damn brain freeze the other day! OMG it totally pissed me off. I was in the passenger side of the seat like crying balled up in a corner from the pain that was... the ice cream. Indeed, ice cream is a total bitch.

Who here hates yo-yo's?

Cara + Derfy = <3

Edited by Freddy, 25 July 2006 - 09:58 AM.

[iargue]

how would they get to the ship in the middle of the ocean. and they still have no nuts so it realy doesnt make a difference. and since there is no restriction i will continue to stereotype.

if there on a ship in the middle fo the ocean how will the fight the ninjas?

[Bryan]

Give me about 3 hours, I'll give you the longest rant in the history of Codex.

[Apilot]

if there on a ship in the middle fo the ocean how will the fight the ninjas?

flintlock pistols and cannons, last time i checked ninjas cant dodge a bullet

Edited by Apilot, 25 July 2006 - 09:58 AM.

[iargue]

Ice cream is a WHORE. I totally hate it! Especially when I go out and spend a whole bunch of money at Graeters where it is like shit ice cream and then they give me like a half of scoop of icecream when I payed for two scoops! OMG lol. Alright so, it is hot as hell outside in Kentucky, and you can't do anything without dying outside. I had my $5.00 ice cream that was a half a scoop and I was walking with it in my waffle cone. It doesn't even fit on top of the cone. It is like sitting at the bottom waiting for me to take two bites so it is gone. Then it starts melting like 2 minutes after I leave the icecream place. It totally pisses me off! Then the bottom of the waffle cone gets all soggy and all the ice cream drops everywhere and all you have in your stomach is a whole bunch of bread that looks like a waffle and nothing else because you had to throw that shitty ice cream away, because it was already melted and tasted nasty. Also ice cream gave me the biggest damn brain freeze the other day! OMG it totally pissed me off. I was in the passenger side of the seat like crying balled up in a corner from the pain that was... the ice cream. Indeed, ice cream is a total bitch.

Who here hates yo-yo's?

Cara + Derfy = <3

i like yo-yo's there fun plus a can do tricks on them, no offense but only people with no hand eye cordination would hate yo-yo's, they are so easy

[Darkness]

Who here hates yo-yo's?

I hate when poeple try to show off and suck. Otherwise, I'm decent with a yo-yo xD

[Ender]

how would they get to the ship in the middle of the ocean. and they still have no nuts so it realy doesnt make a difference. and since there is no restriction i will continue to stereotype. oh and btw its not a stereo type because all ninjas have to be small. to fit in places and to sneak around, you dont want a 6ft ninja

Most ninjas are Japanese; so therefore are inherently short, however, most of them are around 5 feet tall.

The ninjas would stowaway and stalk their target on the ship until the time is right. Not like it's hard to hide from a bunch of drunks.

flintlock pistols and cannons, last time i checked ninjas cant dodge a bullet

We've been through this before; pirates would never get the chance to shoot a ninja because they would never see them.