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[iargue]

flintlock pistols and cannons, last time i checked ninjas cant dodge a bullet

last time i checked drunks cant aim, and how are you supposed to hit a ninja from long range, i mean with there weak muskets they gotta get close, and so therefor the ninja could just hide behind a wall or something, and didnt you notice that ninja are good in teh shadow and most pirates board the ship and fight on it, so the ninjas hide int he shadows the pirates come then they go back to there ship have a party adn fall asleep(or pass out) but anyway then they get in a dingy adn silently cross the water(they will be to drunk to hear them any ways) or they could swim, then walk aboard and slice there throats

then put the captains head on a mast

[Apilot]

Most ninjas are Japanese; so therefore are inherently short, however, most of them are around 5 feet tall.

The ninjas would stowaway and stalk their target on the ship until the time is right. Not like it's hard to hide from a bunch of drunks.
We've been through this before; pirates would never get the chance to shoot a ninja because they would never see them.

ninjas are normal humans so are pirates. but the pirates since its such a small place and there would probaly be more of them the ninjas would kill some but would be caught no matter how fast stealthy short or japenese they may be. because if you bump in to a drunk thats past out on the ground hes not exactly gonna wake up goin hello there.


and yes ninjas make mistakes. they are japanese. look at byork

[Darkness]

last time i checked drunks cant aim, and how are you supposed to hit a ninja from long range, i mean with there weak muskets they gotta get close, and so therefor the ninja could just hide behind a wall or something, and didnt you notice that ninja are good in teh shadow and most pirates board the ship and fight on it, so the ninjas hide int he shadows the pirates come then they go back to there ship have a party adn fall asleep(or pass out) but anyway then they get in a dingy adn silently cross the water(they will be to drunk to hear them any ways) or they could swim, then walk aboard and slice there throats

then put the captains head on a mast

Ouch man, but I agree, ninja pwn Pirates. They look cooler too, they don't wear funny pants

[Apilot]

your obsession with ninjas is fanboyish. well there is not since in going any further i dont need any more warn than i already have.

[Ender]

ninjas are normal humans so are pirates. but the pirates since its such a small place and there would probaly be more of them the ninjas would kill some but would be caught no matter how fast stealthy short or japenese they may be. because if you bump in to a drunk thats past out on the ground hes not exactly gonna wake up goin hello there.
and yes ninjas make mistakes. they are japanese. look at byork

Ninjas always find a place to hide. Even if it takes days of not moving, they wouldn't be caught -- and when all of the pirates were passed out on the deck, the ninja would strike quickly.

[Apilot]

Ninjas always find a place to hide. Even if it takes days of not moving, they wouldn't be caught -- and when all of the pirates were passed out on the deck, the ninja would strike quickly.

pirates are serious sailors there is no room for passing out on the ocean for it could be your last always.

[Tim]

anyways, how the bark am i supposed to know that <3 is meant to be a sideways heart? NO ONE PLAYS WITH THERE SCREEN SIDEWAYS!!!!

Don't make that assumption.

[Silk]

I cannot believe.. I just read all of Caras rant.. My eyes are about to bleed.

Hell, same. I laughed my head off once again, seriously Cara, rant some more! Your principle grabs your shoulders and rubs them, and all you can say is "YO!!". <3

Give me about 3 hours, I'll give you the longest rant in the history of Codex.

Oh, I'm waiting for this one. Hurry!

[Darkness]

I hate when people make good topics and they just die. It's kind of like when someone changes the subject mid conversation. It's almost like "Hey, I saw a new movie!" "Cool how was it?" "Good" "What did you see" "Well, I saw-" "Damn, I rented this game and blah blah blah." "Wtf?" You know, it's really annoying. They have the nerve to do that? I have the nerve to say "Shut up bitch," and finish what I was talking about. I also don't like when people won't let you say what you want by making stupid dumbass noises. Yeah I've done it, but now I just find how annoying it is. It's a lot worse when its a good conversation and all of a suden, bam, like getting hit upside the testicles with a frying pan. God I hate it, I want to firmly plant my foot in that person's anus.

Done

[iargue]

This topic seems a bit dead, but it doesnt matter everyone has something to rant about, im to tired from surfign though, but tomorrow ill post an rant that take up the maximum post length, i wonder how muc that it?

[Shin]

This topic seems a bit dead, but it doesnt matter everyone has something to rant about, im to tired from surfign though, but tomorrow ill post an rant that take up the maximum post length, i wonder how muc that it?

I'm actually surprised that Cara's rants didn't exceed the post length.

[Jewbert]

just like carlos mencia get's hate mail, i get people doing this, it's a rant, im sorry if it hurts you, but it's mostly true, and only gay men change there feelings like women do, and you say all of this stuff but i bet that your just like them, all you woman have the same basicic qualities, like mood swings and bossiness, i mean seriously unless your 92 you can't say you like that, it just means that it hasnt happend to you, but it will, it happends to them all
and im not saying that butterflys suck or anything, im just say how can that make your day? it doesnt make any sense, this proves my point that women are so differnt, you get cheered up by the smallest of things.
dude your making yourself look stupid, i didnt name a single persons name it was a rant not me calling someone that, you can't rant without saying what you want can you?

I am really, really glad that you are categorizing all gay guys by saying how they decide to change their feelings. I am sure you know every single one there is quite personally, right? You HAVE dated hundreds of girls...Actually...I don't sit and think about changing my feelings. It's something that just happens. Everyone has different moods and there is no way you can exempt yourself from that. And if you were sorry something hurt my feelings, then why even reply to my comment putting down on me and continuing to defend yourself?

Just like all of them? I'll let you ask someone that knows me more than YOU do to see if I'm like all other girls. Please, go ahead and ask him. And of course I have different moods...I am human and have feelings.

Edited by brookuslicious, 25 July 2006 - 07:02 PM.

[travis]

nice rant dude

i've got another one

you know what pisses me off? black people who are racists, the second that you discriminate or anything close to it, your being racist but all teh black people are like white boy wants to play and all that shit, if a white kid wants to play a game there like fine, then whoever's team your on are like aww man why do we get the white boy, IT RACIST, we are not racists againt you anymore but you still use it to your advantage and then you go racists on white peoples, and im indian and i don't even look close to white, but they still call me white cuse they are barked up, seriously i look like a portorican and not a barking white kid, white people generallya re not racists, infact they feel bad about it and they go easier on you, but you still gotta complain that it's being racists. If you can't surivive without having a challenge then you should bark off, you think white people have it easy but they work for there shit, they go to college and they work and mcdonalds but your like white people are rich and where not becasue your racists. they work hard and do crappy jobs until they can get better, white peolpe dont just get handed a manager permission whenever they apply for it, they have to qualify for it, plus there are plenty of rich black people. you can't blame your laziness on racisim its your own fault.

God damn right.

[Cam]

IM SICK OF MY TEACHER SHES A FAT MUT WHO MAKES UP STUFF!

/rant

[Tetiel]

My mother just told me I'm fully responsible for the most miserable 17 years of her life.

Mmm... heeeeeeey! We're in the same boat! My dad has both told my sister and I that we're a shame to the family

[sonic]

bark this is retarted. why the hell is this filter here. and im kind of with the person who started the thread <3 doesnot equal love it equals lazyness. g2g ttyl rofllolwtfH@x0rs

Well, I can't blame you for being like that.
You have french toast in your sig.

[napraforgo]

Mason. Its a filter.
see.... bark bark bark

I just typed in f u c k (x3)

...........But still, second rant was good I guess.... lol!

hiya boys <33 could you possibly tell me how to work this thing? well anyways, it says this;;

Codex Check Module Version: 3.1.4.0
DLL Set-up Error - RunCodexCheck- 0 - Please Check you have the required files

[Darkness]

Mmm... heeeeeeey! We're in the same boat! My dad has both told my sister and I that we're a shame to the family

My mom said she wanted to send me away to Florida

Edit:

hiya boys <33 could you possibly tell me how to work this thing? well anyways, it says this;;

Codex Check Module Version: 3.1.4.0
DLL Set-up Error - RunCodexCheck- 0 - Please Check you have the required files

There's topics on it in the sections on the board. I'm not sure where, probably programming chat. Look around. If your qouestion is undanswered, you can make a topic about it. I think that's how it goes xD

Edit 2 : http://www.neocodex....showtopic=49276

Edited by Darkness, 26 July 2006 - 09:46 AM.

[iargue]

hiya boys <33 could you possibly tell me how to work this thing? well anyways, it says this;;

Codex Check Module Version: 3.1.4.0
DLL Set-up Error - RunCodexCheck- 0 - Please Check you have the required files

sigh its another leecher , those too will be coverd in my rant, which is almost done

[cara]

Oh! I didnt think this topic was still going! o.o

Ill rant in a little bit, too!! D:

[iargue]

now it's time for the longest rant, but first a short faq

Q:Can you really do this?
A: Yes, With the help of all the people who piss me off, im hoping to get this done

Q:Should anyone be offended?
A:no, but if your one fo the people I rant about, then i suggest that you run for your life, becasue after im 18 anyone fo you I see, im killing

now for the rant

okay to start me off, ill go on the topic of leechers, leechers suck, they just take peoples work and have fun using it, without thanking the guy or anything, nor do they even care that the guy asks for feed back and how to help him with the bug, instead some of them whenever the encounter an error, they complain and they cry and shit, and call them bad programmers, then we have the even worse leechers who take it, and declare that it is their program becasue they changed the name, otherwise known as script kiddies, those people suck alot, script kiddies just take other peoples work and claim it's there so they can look almighty, even though you ask them what does 1010 mean and they go ummm.....next topic, -removed by Moderator- . next topic, the jerk that cant fight, there are some people out there who get a bunch of friend and pick on people like 3 grades younger then them and that pisses me off, but then i come up and im like lay off bitch pick on someone your own age, then they try and gang up on my but i ignore them and talk to the kid to make sure he's al right, but they wont dare hit me becasue they are afraid, why do people have to pick on the young and innocent to get there thrills, if you pick on my, i swear il bloody your nose before i go down, so i have offically become the portector of the young in my city, becasue the gay ass hobbit have got to fight the little kids. the next thing that pisses me off, is when people have crappy jobs, and there all like why do i have to work at mcdonalds, umm becasue your a dumbass, i mean in school they tell you that you have to get good grades and go to college, but what do you say? i dont have to do that, well guess what, ding the fries are ready, whats even worse are the same people burn the fries, how can you do that? the machine tell you that the fries are ready, but when it goes do, what do you think? somebodies at the door, NO BODY IS AT THE DOOR! next topct he stuck up snobs, im rich, but i dont act like these people, see there the type that thinks poor ness is a disease(becasue they dropped out) so they dont want to come near oen cath the disease and lose all of dadies money, so instead they act like there so much better, and well since there dad made all of his money sucking dick, and soon shell be doing the same thing in college, im not to worried, it will be great to make her get on her knees . next topic, when people hang out with you that you dont know, so i had met these two chicks at the pool a coupe days ago, this little kid like 10 years old came over and started hitting our vollyball, we where like wtf are you doing kid, and then we told him to go away, couple of seconds later he came back over and tryed grabbing on of the girls, she got pissed off and tried to kill him, that was funny, but anyways, if you dont know someone you gotta meet, them you cant be a bark face and start playign with them, how can you play a game with someone you dont know? odnt be a barking retard and dont mess with people you dont know, its completly weird and stupid, and its annoying, we dont know you now go the guck away. next topic, little brothers, they are so annoying, im like get the bark out of my room, and he bark stands there, so then i push him away and he cries to mommy that im hurting him, all i did was push him out off my room, so now i gotta go and apologize to him, then when i have a girl over or soemthing he all hang on her and touches her like hes going out with her, so i take him into his room and tie him to his beed with the sheets, that teaches him not to bark with me, but them i get in more trouble for doing that , next topic tratiors, have you ever had a friend that suddenly turns on you? that pisses me off, one day your hanging out all cool and shit, having fun, the next day he's like wanna fight? bt after you kick his ass he like you didnt kiss my ass, after the entire school was watchign, including the principle(she just stood and watched me kick his ass, then she pats me on the back and says that was the best fight ive seen in years, now go to class, such an awsome principle, yet i dunno how to spell) anyways, they piss me off so much, especially when you buy them shit and they stll turn on you. next topic people who use you for something you have, okay i have 12 dirt bikes, and this one kid would always come over to ride on them with me, cuse i have a dirt track out back, but them one day i said i dont feel like dirt biking adn he was like your a bad friend dude and quit talking to me, so i kicked his ass, those kind of people piss me off so much, it my stuff and ill do with it liek i want, just becasue i wont let you use them, doesnt make me a bad friend at all, and if i find out your just using me, ill kill you and stuff you and put you on my wall. next topic, grommets(newby surfers) they always steal people waves or share wave o people crash, i mean seriously, IT'S A SURFING CRIME, and yet they do it so much, they just keep grabbing my wave and making people crash and shit,they ignore the line up adn just hop on the next wave, whats even worse is the snakes(the people who steal all of the wave becasue he is a hog) they are sooo much worse, they make me want to grab him by the neck and beat his head against the nose of the board until it's bloody pulp.next topic, umm, hang on, okay, its the bloddy turist who come to the beach and steal my parking spot, even though it says residents only, and since there are no tow truck around, i have to go and pay $5 and half hour for a parking space, EVEN though i live here, they also crowd up the beach, and they think surfing is fun so they rent a board and come out,t then when your trying to catch a wave, they steal your wave, but they cant stand up so there board shoots out and hit you knock you off, there okay and yet you happen to get worked out, which means that you get help under and knocked about by the wave, which really wheres you out, then he goes sorry about that my board got away from me wont happen again(he says it every time that it happens).

to be continued later, thank good for the long post lenth thingy...

[Apilot]

Well, I can't blame you for being like that.
You have french toast in your sig.

so. its awesome.

Im guilty of leeching to make people angry just for the fun of it.

[Cataliste]

iruleatants. That is the most racial, hating , and stupid post ever.

Let people date who they want, skin color should not be an issue.

Scondly. It's called a paragraph. There are 9 sentences in that entire post. NINE. Maybe seperate your thoughts a bit more? It makes it very difficult to read.

Pretty much everything you ranted against was retarded. Honestly. A good bit of it was about parking pots ans surfing. Atleast rant aobut something useful.

I swear, you piss me of and annoy me everday.

BTW: I have reported your racist comments. Enjoy the warn.

Also, looking at your signature: I refuse to believe you program in C++ or that you are a hacker.

[Silk]

Iruleants, keep racism like that off these boards. +10% Warn. Also, calm down with the swearing.

[Christopher Robin]

Pirates versus ninjas, pirates win... they have guns. Pwnt, that's how it'd be. Especially on a boat.