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[holaCarlos]

Most entertaining thread on Neocodex yet.

[Strategist]

This....... I.............. just.............. OMG :|






why did i open this thread?

[Boggart]

I once said to my co-worker "apparently the worst smell in the world is sweaty balls"

she then corrected me said "no, it's stagnant period blood from when girls don't flush the toilet after"

So... yeah. Girls are gross.

[Therion]

Good to see some girls are still comfortable with their periods. As a guy it's a little unsettling when I am more comfortable discussing it than the girl is.

[Sida]

I once said to my co-worker "apparently the worst smell in the world is sweaty balls"

she then corrected me said "no, it's stagnant period blood from when girls don't flush the toilet after"

So... yeah. Girls are gross.

I'm eating my fucking breakfast man.

[Strategist]

I'm eating my fucking breakfast man.

DO NOT OPEN if you know whats good for you!

Spoiler

You think thats bad, imagine working in a factory 3/4 full of women who all seem to get their rags on all around the same time, then walking past the toilet block and the door opens........

[Sida]

DO NOT OPEN if you know whats good for you!

Spoiler

You think thats bad, imagine working in a factory 3/4 full of women who all seem to get their rags on all around the same time, then walking past the toilet block and the door opens........

Luckily I finished eating -.-

[Kyouma]

Luckily I finished eating -.-

Weak sauce.
I'll eat my breakfast even if I'm in front of that bathroom.

[Strategist]

Weak sauce.
I'll eat my breakfast even if I'm in front of that bathroom.

you sick fuck........














jks

[Sida]

Weak sauce.
I'll eat my breakfast even if I'm in front of that bathroom.

I'll eat my breakfast and watch a murder happening, I'll eat my breakfast in a barn full of fresh cow shit, I'll eat my breakfast almost anywhere...

but I will never eat my breakfast in front of that toilet block.

[Strategist]

I'll eat my breakfast and watch a murder happening, I'll eat my breakfast in a barn full of fresh cow shit, I'll eat my breakfast almost anywhere...

but I will never eat my breakfast in front of that toilet block.

Lol for some reason that reminded me of Dr. Seuss' Green Eggs and Ham..... XD

[misssanso]

You're only very angry all of the time because you're in pain all the time? D: That's awful! I've never had menstrual cramps, I wonder if there is a correlation between diet and cramps because all of my friends who consume the same types of food as I do never seem to have cramps either.

[luvsmyncis]

You're only very angry all of the time because you're in pain all the time? D: That's awful! I've never had menstrual cramps, I wonder if there is a correlation between diet and cramps because all of my friends who consume the same types of food as I do never seem to have cramps either.

I never thought those Hot Pockets I've been eating everyday at lunch could be hindering me. I just thought they gave me massive diarrhea. Something for me to think about, for sure.

[Therion]

I never thought those Hot Pockets I've been eating everyday at lunch could be hindering me. I just thought they gave me massive diarrhea. Something for me to think about, for sure.

Everybody always tells me diet is what is wrong with me. Everybody. Stop eating sugar. Stop eating starch. No wheat! No processed foods. Dairy is bad. Take it with a grain of salt (no pun intended). It is getting to the point that with vegan friends I could actually list all edible food on one hand...I mean uh... yeah! menstruation sucks! yeah!

[misssanso]

I never thought those Hot Pockets I've been eating everyday at lunch could be hindering me. I just thought they gave me massive diarrhea. Something for me to think about, for sure.

Hahahahaha, so honest.

[Thepeopleschampion]

LOL i cant be around women with their Pms...their like a water ballon ready to burst at at absolutly nothing...damn that suxxxx

[Faerhii]

First time finding this thread...

First off.. I totally knew it. ;3 PRBM is always snarky, but sometimes I could tell she was upping it too much to just be on a man-period. Totally suspected feminine traits there.


Second off... DEPO PROVERA. Or whatever the fuck it's called. Look it up, get on it.

Shot once every three months. No periods, no cramping, no mood swings. I've been on it since I was 16 (23 now) as well as a ton of my female friends have used it long term.

One girl got slightly increased skin activity (she controlled it by washing her face, she didn't used to) and all of us gained 5-10lbs (2-4.5kg). Since then two of my friends stopped using it (procreation. e.e) and both lost the weight they gained when they went on it.

[fallendevilz]

*Backs away from the topic*

[Frizzle]

Ok. I'm out.

[rraven]

this thread is hilarious.
plus during that time of the month, i feel bloated, ugly and fat as fuck.
and i cry at anything.

[Faerhii]

this thread is hilarious.
plus during that time of the month, i feel bloated, ugly and fat as fuck.
and i cry at anything.

Yea. Depo. Forreals. No crying, no bloating, nothing.. Dooo eeet. <3