120 replies to this topic

[jcrdude]

LOL. I miss JCR.

I'm busy doing important things like baking?

http://www.neocodex....ake-for-oreo12/

[iargue]

You write like even more of a twat than I do.

+1

[Metigue]

The above was taken off Metigues facebook page.... ^

WTF..

I am insulted! and frankly offended.


...

That isn't the most flattering picture of me.

How did you find my facebook so quickly?

[Elindoril]

First) PRBM you're female? Fuck I must have been living under a rock.

Tell me about it, I suspected she was a male for the longest time until Noit (Of all people) pointed it out to me.

[luvsmyncis]

Tell me about it, I suspected she was a male for the longest time until Noit (Of all people) pointed it out to me.

I don't know why. Maybe I should put a picture of a skirt in my sig so people will think I'm a girl.

[Elindoril]

I don't know why. Maybe I should put a picture of a skirt in my sig so people will think I'm a girl.

Only the idiots less intelligent people will think you're a girl though, as that's what I've seen from previous experiences.

[luvsmyncis]

LOL that someone here owns a fleshlight for realz. And isn't ashamed for it.

 

Only the idiots less intelligent people will think you're a girl though, as that's what I've seen from previous experiences.

Well, that's the majority.

[Elindoril]

Well, that's the majority.

But it doesn't involve anyone important, so they don't count.

[Trichomes]

Also, for the record, I happen to own a flashlight and I don't understand the attempt at using the possession of one as a derogatory statement. My gf bought me one as she is leaving for London until Christmas tomorrow. ( mega ) and I happen to thoroughly enjoy using it when she isn't around. Yes, it's not the real thing... But it sure beats (pun intended) the same method being used for the past 11+ years.

Kind of off-topic... But I wanted to clear up the image of a fantastic product as far as I'm concerned.

Love and Light.

<3

Is yours a mold of your girlfriend's vagina?

[luvsmyncis]

 

Sorry for assuming you were male. 

Fine, whatever.

[iargue]

I don't know why. Maybe I should put a picture of a skirt in my sig so people will think I'm a girl.

Hey. You should love me. I've been saying you were a girl before anyone else even thought you were one. I DEFENDED YOU.

Also, for the record, I happen to own a flashlight and I don't understand the attempt at using the possession of one as a derogatory statement. My gf bought me one as she is leaving for London until Christmas tomorrow. ( mega ) and I happen to thoroughly enjoy using it when she isn't around. Yes, it's not the real thing... But it sure beats (pun intended) the same method being used for the past 11+ years.

Kind of off-topic... But I wanted to clear up the image of a fantastic product as far as I'm concerned.

Love and Light.

<3

Oooh. Did you get back with your ex, or did you find a new one? We havent had a deep talk in a while.

Only the idiots less intelligent people will think you're a girl though, as that's what I've seen from previous experiences.

Shut up girl and lift that skirt up more. Its teasing me.

[Metigue]

I thought she was a girl right up until I saw her photo

[Elindoril]

Shut up girl and lift that skirt up more. Its teasing me.

If anyone's going to see up the skirt, it would be me.

[luvsmyncis]

I thought she was a girl right up until I saw her photo

What? You no likey?

[MsRose]

What? You no likey?

Cover your cleavage young lady!

[Georgina]

LOL that someone here owns a fleshlight for realz. And isn't ashamed for it.

Im betting him not being the only one that has one.....

also I bet some of the laydees of the forum has special toys of sorts, atleast a few of them....

[munie]

I still love you when you're bleeding.

lol wtf i dont even know wtf to say about this thread so im just gonna leave a whole lot of wtfs


wtf

[Xcisor]

I'm a guy so I dont really know how to relate to "that time of the month" but umm... im sorry that it is that time? I dunno lol.

[luvsmyncis]

I'm a guy so I dont really know how to relate to "that time of the month" but umm... im sorry that it is that time? I dunno lol.

First of all, you are replying to the original topic WAY TOO LATE for your opinion to be relevant. Second of all, your apology is pathetic and I spit on it. Third of all, I'm not even on my period anymore, so you've managed to get a hissy bitch reply on your own merit. Congrats, you jackass!

[jcrdude]

First of all, you are replying to the original topic WAY TOO LATE for your opinion to be relevant. Second of all, your apology is pathetic and I spit on it. Third of all, I'm not even on my period anymore, so you've managed to get a hissy bitch reply on your own merit. Congrats, you jackass!

I have exactly 3 people on my ignore list and he is one of them. Now you see why

[bobsauce]

Most win thread ever.

edit: to avoid feminine wrath.

Edited by bobsauce, 21 August 2010 - 03:04 PM.

[luvsmyncis]

I hate it when I'm minding my own business talking to myself and all of a sudden my eyes go wide and I can feel the flood gates open.
(Dramatization Below)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmlESfLHI4M

Uh. Happy Halloween!

This is an actual update. This year I was put on those pills where you go three months without a period. I've had a period randomly every month and every time it's felt like I've been hit by a bus. Phenomenally worse than before. I guess I could have gone to tell the doctor sooner, but that would have meant making an appointment, driving to the rich people side of town just to lay on an uncomfortable table with no pants and my legs propped up while something gets shoved in my twat... when what I prefer to do with my time is make an appointment with my guy friend, drive to the poor side of town and lay on a comfortable bed with no pants with have my legs propped up while something gets shoved in my twat.

How do you prefer to have your twat handled?

[Juturna]

Just thought this was relevant

Spoiler

WHY BEING A GIRL ISN'T WORKING OUT FOR ME:

• Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
• Me: Please, god, no--
• Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GO0O0O0OO0OO0O0O0
• Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furius
• Me: Please, guys, calm down--
• Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
• Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
• Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
• Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
• Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
• Me: I hate you all
• Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
• Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
• Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
• Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 10 months straight.
• Uterus: You mother fuckers.
• Torso: CONTRACT!
• Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
• Brain: Me gusta.

As for how do I handle it? I have extremely heavy ones (I don't cramp or anything. Just get extremely bloody), and should probably go to the doctor to help with them, but I'm far too lazy and private for that. orz.

Edited by Juturna, 27 October 2011 - 04:09 PM.

[Bone]

How do you prefer to have your twat handled?

[Nymh]

How do I deal with it?
I avoid it. Mirena FTW. Haven't had a period for 2 years. Before that, I was pregnant for 2 years straight. So technically I haven't had to deal with that crap for four years.

How do I like to be handled?
Thoroughly and often.