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[sonic]

3 requirements.

Does she have a pussy?
Does her pussy smell decent?
Will I be able to admit I smashed in the morning to the homies?


YES to all three?
STRAP IT UP.

[jcrdude]

3 requirements.

Does she have a pussy?
Does her pussy smell decent?
Will I be able to admit I smashed in the morning to the homies?


YES to all three?
STRAP HER DOWN.

Fixed that for you

[sonic]

Fixed that for you

LOL
ATLEAST THE GIRLS I FUCK ARE REAL. NOT IMAGINARY SIDE ACCOUNTS.

[sircomflix]

I've always had a preference for asian girls. The majority that I've met have been very chic and eloquent. Most of my white female friends are of the normal college girl variety, eg. go to the club every weekend.

[Scot]

lol Neocodex is full of Nymphos and Pro Pong Programmers xD

Yeah this.


There's no such thing as a nympho

explain
i could just call myself a ho, but, you know, i like to sound all scientific and intelligent.

lol I was just teasing argue's pro beer pong status

[Lucian]

3 requirements.

Does she have a pussy?
Does her pussy smell decent?
Will I be able to admit I smashed in the morning to the homies?


YES to all three?
STRAP IT UP.

Sounds like "bang urthing wid a bagina" to me. lol

[redlion]

Megapost! Sorry, gotta lot to cover here.

First and foremost, I'm an intelligent person. I look for people of similar intelligence. Gotta be at least as generally smart as me. I hate talking to someone who can never get what I'm saying, or someone who isn't patient with complex ideas.
That said, I'm a physical being I'm so particular with faces and figures, let it stand that I've got impossible standards.
I have no preference on race, but some races just stereotypically aren't attractive. I hate strong foreheads (tyra!) and sallow skin.
I like dark hair usually, although blonde isn't a turnoff either.
Deep, piercing eyes always get me. Eyes without depth betray character without depth. At least in my experience.
I like people who take care with their words. Well chosen words make me look, think, and attract me.
Cute usually describes my bait, not hot.
I don't mind so called 'down-to-earth' girls, who wear t-shirts and jeans every day, but sometimes, I gotta see dat skirt.
In bed, my activities are... eclectic. Gotta have a girl with imagination!

I'm very observant, when I want to be. People who make sweeping changes in their lives for little or no reason annoy me. They want everyone's attention. I'd rather have someone who makes small, meaningful changes daily in their lives. I like seeing positive change in people, I guess I should say.

That is the opposite of me.
Long, pretty hair is irresistible to me. Not like head banger or hippie long. Shoulder length is always good.
Maybe it's because I'm a bony little bitch whose ribs show, and I've got a mean spirit and a bad attitude, but I am attracted to soft boys with delicate features and passive personalities.

I had long hair for the longest time. Now it's no longer than 3/2 inches. I don't think it was ever longer than my shoulders though. I like bony little bitches. I don't really have delicate features though. Strong nose, weak chin, large eyes. But I've no passiveness in my system.

WELLLL

I like funny guys. That's probably what attracts me the most. And tall. Although being 5'2" i find most guys tall.
I like manliness.
I can NOT date a guy that cries. No offense to any guys that cry, but except for extreme situations i'm completely turned off by crying men. I also dislike romanticness and PDA. I really hate mushy stuff.
Ideally a guy that could have a star wars marathon with me and actually enjoy it. -And dress up with me at comic con and not a fuck what other people think.
A guy that doesn't want to talk about his feelings and kittens and all that.
I've yet to be with a guy that every other conversation didn't try to have sex with me but i'm going to go with a guy that doesn't do that is preferable.
As far as liking assholes go, i don't. BUT i have to admit i would love if a guy was an asshole to everybody but me. But aside from that, i like nice guys.

My opinion from male perspective.
1 Agreed, humor is a plus. Tall women have long proportions, which can be nice if the guy is tall as well.
2 Agreed, I like womanliness.
3 Agreed, melodrama makes me seethe hate.
4 Agreed, Warz or Trek is a part of my life, I wouldn't trade that for companionship.
5 Kittens are cute, but feelings get old.
6 Not agreed. Men have sex drives. We reach our sexual peak much younger than women. Sucks, because we like young women.
7 Women equivalent of asshole is probably bitch? In which case, bitches are sometimes funny, but mostly annoying. It's impossible to find a bitch who bitches at everyone but me (the man).

All of the following are listed in order of importance;
Plain I-would-so-fuck-you attraction:
Confidence: Too arrogant and I will straight ignore your bitch ass. Don't waste my time. But for the love of god, if you don't find yourself attractive, how am I supposed to?
face must be cute.
Body must be proportional! You can be larger if the rest of your curves are proportionally larger. On the same note, I can't dig super skinny girls... maybe because I'm a bigger guy (not huge or anything... 6'1" and 180lbs) but it feels like I'd be having sex with a child... so super skinny girls == turn off.
Nice smile
DAT ASS - 'Nuff said.
Good - fair complexion
probably 5'5"-5'10"
Breasts are generally a B size + (normally a plus, but B is generally the lower end of the range... ) Not because I dig breasts, but women with A cups tend to fall into the smaller sized girl category...
Past girlfriends have been asian, white (blonde hair), and black... add in sexual encounters and you add in Mexican and Filipino ... so race clearly isn't a factor to me...

Can't haves: Red hair. I'm not really sure why, but women (and men for that matter) with red hair really piss me off... xD Maybe it's because my sisters and father have red hair? Maybe it's because they are hotheads? Not sure, but I've never found one girl with red hair attractive...

Must share similar moral compass
Personality: If you are boring, go fuck off. I'd rather rub one out that have to endure another painstaking moment with you.
Must be HIGHLY intelligent... or at very very minimum intelligent enough to be able to talk about literally ANYTHING just a little... and at least willing to learn otherwise.
Must be funny
Must be clever
Common interests are clearly a plus.

That's all I've got for now.. Extremely high marks in one category can make up for losses in another... but I generally expect high marks in all categories.

I would hope that you don't go through this analysis every time you meet a girl. Seems like more information than you could gain in months of friendship.

However, I agree with you on complexion. Acne scares me, and nearly ruined my youth. Can't fuck wit it.
Also agree on redheads. There are exceptions to the rule, but really hot redheads are a hot commodity - very unlikely I'd ever pursue one seriously.

Also, on the subject of morals, or moral systems; I don't really care what religion or ethics someone follows, so long as they're rational beings. I view religion as a sort of personal health issue. If it helps you sleep, amen. I find religion fascinating, despite logical objections. Girls that are knowledgeable about their own religion, religion in general, or atheist cannon are bumped up 5-10 points for me.

I like petite, thin girls, with no preference in hair or eye color, and I'm more open to different races (I like exotic eyes but European noses). I really like Asian/European mixes and cute redheads, but only females. I guess I probably prefer girls with smaller breasts, but big boobs are great too as long as they're proportionate to the girl's body. Regardless, I only like girls with proportionate features. I could only date someone intelligent and slightly nerdy, with a good sense of humor. This is sort of embarrassing, but I'm into hipsters, and I dig glasses. I like moderately tattooed and/or pierced men and women. I like slightly older guys and younger girls.

You have very similar tastes to me. Except I don't really care for tattoos. Piercings can be fun though.

LOL
ATLEAST THE GIRLS I FUCK ARE REAL. NOT IMAGINARY SIDE ACCOUNTS.

One love, son.

You give good advice for the young male.

[Scot]

White women.

[Mishelle]

You guys have this attraction thing down to a science. I'm too much of a stoner to have a long checklist of things to remember to look for when I meet someone.

[Frizzle]

14-18 years old
school uniform
knee high socks
pigtails

done.

[Boggart]

14-18 years old
school uniform
knee high socks
pigtails

done.

So a Japanese school girl?

[Lucian]

14-18 years old
school uniform
knee high socks
pigtails

done.

14?!?! something seems very suspect here.

[Boggart]

14?!?! something seems very suspect here.

In Canada a 14 year old can have sex with someone up to the age of 19. And a 15 year old with anyone up to the age of 20

16 + = 105 / when viagra runs out.

[Magic]

I just like people who are exactly like me but a little bit better. I think this is true for everyone.

[Boggart]

I just like people who are exactly like me but a little bit better. I think this is true for everyone.

Naw, I like being the smart funny one. The other person should just be hot and have no personality

[coqs]

I like manly mans, I don't really care about the weight (I met my boyfriend when he was pretty skinny and now he weights a lot more than then) still I don't like obese people... I actually like that he's not in his bones, but if he was too chubby I would ask him to exercise more or something... He has to be taller than me (which is not hard to be... I'm kind of short)

I dislike green/blue eyed guys... idk why

also,guys who don't speak much, and when they speak, they don't sound like morons

[Boggart]

I like manly mans, I don't really care about the weight (I met my boyfriend when he was pretty skinny and now he weights a lot more than then) still I don't like obese people... I actually like that he's not in his bones, but if he was too chubby I would ask him to exercise more or something... He has to be taller than me (which is not hard to be... I'm kind of short)

I dislike green/blue eyed guys... idk why

also,guys who don't speak much, and when they speak, they don't sound like morons

guys who don't speak? Those people are boring and I find them awkward

[Boggart]

I like manly mans, I don't really care about the weight (I met my boyfriend when he was pretty skinny and now he weights a lot more than then) still I don't like obese people... I actually like that he's not in his bones, but if he was too chubby I would ask him to exercise more or something... He has to be taller than me (which is not hard to be... I'm kind of short)

I dislike green/blue eyed guys... idk why

also,guys who don't speak much, and when they speak, they don't sound like morons

guys who don't speak? Those people are boring and I find them awkward

[Mr. Hobo]

This is what my friend is attracted to. I mean, really?

So what does he/she think of the wraith from stargate?

[Boggart]

So what does he/she think of the wraith from stargate?

lmao she'd probably make a sex joke about him Iunno, don't ask me why she finds people like that attractive

[Philly]

lmao she'd probably make a sex joke about him Iunno, don't ask me why she finds people like that attractive

My girl likes long-haired guys too, though when I asked her opinion on this dude she said he was too white. lol.

I got shoulderlong hair, which she is fine with but she really digs longer hair. 

Edited by Philly, 02 November 2010 - 07:31 AM.

[Lucian]

lmao she'd probably make a sex joke about him Iunno, don't ask me why she finds people like that attractive

Is that the same friend who cried because she couldn't find that cow pattern belt for her costume? xD

[fxckyouguys]

This is what my friend is attracted to. I mean, really?



didn't you see desparate housewives? it happens!

LOL. Wow, I know someone that looks just like that. .___.

[Abigail]

I'm attracted to dark haired men
Not too skinny, if anything, I like more than less. haha... but obviously not too much.
and no buzz cuts.

[jcrdude]

LOL
ATLEAST THE GIRLS I FUCK ARE REAL. NOT IMAGINARY SIDE ACCOUNTS.

Implications:

>jcrgirl is imaginary side account
>sonic "loves" imaginary side account

I could dig up evidence of sonic's love, but I'm lazy as fuck