MsRose

If someone's music is less interesting to talk about than their gigantic ass, then I'm not a fan.

I always assumed death would feel exactly how it felt like before I was born. Nonexistent and such.

I'm sure a minds perception could warp enough to make delusions feel like an eternity, but that doesn't comfort me much. I suppose if I could detach myself and dream about something like.. My fiancé or being a child, then it would be somewhat appealing. But If the delusion takes it's cues from the environment, your environment being "holy shit I'm dying", count me out. I'd much rather it be instant and painless.

Not a single straight gene in his DNA

Once upon a time there lived a girl we'll call... "Bubbles". Bubbles very much enjoyed playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Although she enjoyed the game she enjoyed even more talking to the weirdos who flocked to her female voice. In particular, a man from North Carolina we'll call "Weirdo #1". Weirdo #1 told Bubbles how very much he loved her despite never meeting her and how "annoying all the girls were that wanted him in his town". Love struck, she bought a plane ticket to see Weirdo #1 and called home to tell them how absolutely wonderful things were going...that is, until a day later when she called crying. Weirdo #1 was very much in love, just not with Bubbles. In fact, he was in love with a fifteen-year old, who had spent the night and slept in the same bed as Weirdo #1. Broken-hearted, she returned home...and jumped back on CODMW2. This time, she met Weirdo #2 and Weirdo #3. Weirdo #2 was pretty blunt: He was going into the army and had no interest in a relationship while Wierdo #3 did extra-creepy stuff like send Bubbles puzzles and roses in the mail. Well, Bubbles finds it in her heart to go drive 200 miles to personally deliver a booty call to Weirdo #2 while on the way back, see Weirdo #3 only to discover he's actually creepier in person than she suspected. After he begged her to stay the night at his mom's place where he had a bedroom filled with completed puzzles of dragons and wizards she decided to high-tail it out of there by having her mother call her with a phony "Jessy!...oops Bubbles! Come home I'm sick and going to the hospital". Once home and bummed the booty call didn't sway Wierdo #2 out of joining the army and into her arms she began again! This time she was in luck there was a new Weirdo who lived close to her. At last, this could work! But after a month of dating mister Weirdo #4 she came to a realization: He might be literally retarded. Well, that just wouldn't do. She ended things with poor retarded #4 and decided she was completely done with these CODMW2 err....weirdos. Luckily, there was (potentially) a plethora of good datable men on Black Ops! It didn't take long until she snagged a real winner. Weirdo #5 at the young age of 18 not only owned his own house, he was an veterinarian assistant! Hot damn! She was so in love she decided that she was going to quit her job and meet the man who claimed unconditional love for her. She spent her last paycheck on a plane ticket, which he promised to reimburse her once she arrived and headed out to California. She got off the plane and waited for her love to appear. The first hour went by and she was positive he was stuck in traffic. The second hour went by and she was getting a little nervous. The Third hour went by and her phone calls went unanswered. Finally, when night came and the terminal started clearing out she burst into tears. Stranded and out of money, she called her Uncle, who fortunately, saved the day.


Moral of the story: If you can't manage relationships with the numerous people around you, the chances that there is a fleeting soul mate somewhere out there in the interwebs is slim-to-none. Be realistic. The internet is what you make of it.

OWS tends to get under my skin, and maybe it's my fault for letting it.

I really appreciate what we do have in this country. We may not be all wiping our butts with 100$ bills, but we have so many opportunities to make what we want for ourselves. Even "poor" in this country is a misunderstood term. Most people would define poor as "an inability to provide a family with adequate nutritious food, reasonable shelter and clothing". Yet, the typical household considered “poor” by census officials "has a car and air conditioning. For entertainment, the household has cable or satellite TV, two color televisions, a DVD player and a VCR. If children (especially boys) are in the home, they have a video game system such as Xbox or PlayStation. In the kitchen, the household has the ordinary conveniences: refrigerator, oven, stove, microwave. Half the poor now have a personal computer. A third have a widescreen TV (plasma or LCD); a quarter have a digital video recorder such as TiVo." This is because of the mass support our government gives to those living in what we consider "poverty" (those who make under 22,350$ annually). From 2000 - 2010 the government has given more than a trillion dollars to support those living in poverty.

I'm not sure if anyone has been watching the news, but there is a standoff in China between a few thousand Chinese villagers and Chinese authorities because the government has been illegally seizing their land and giving it to businesses to develop on. Many of the protesters are scared for their life, considering one man who was taken into police custody was beaten to death, but they protest anyways.

I don't think OWS protestors or heroes and I don't think they're people to aspire to. I think they're causing an even deeper rift in this country between "right" and "left". They're pointing fingers at the "right" media and the "right" government. Maybe if we stopped classifying ourselves with such black and white colors and were less focused on political warfare, we could do some good for the country. Until then, we might as well just stand idly by and watch the tug-of-war.

Good work Sweeney

1 - leaving work feeling accomplished
2 - the first cigarette in the morning
3 - reading the last page of a book
4 - the smell of henna
5 - putting on pj's and laying in bed after a long day

So?

Its a dog.

You are such a twat.

I've been with my boyfriend for three years now and we don't really get bored. Not because we have a wealth of things to do, but because we still have fun just being with each other. If we're watching t.v and nothings on I'll poke him and he'll poke me back and before long we're full out running around the house wrestling. We'll cook enchilada's, bum around town or window shop. We'll check out places we've never been before or plan our next vacation. We'll sit at home and clean the apartment or be lazy and play split screen black ops. He's like my other half so I never feel like I have to entertain him because I never feel obligated to entertain myself. It just happens.

I think a lot of that has to do with the fact that we've been living together so long. It changes the dynamic of the relationship a lot.

Today I am feeling generous and obscenely bored. So, I figured I'd raffle off some items to lovely codex members

The Story:
My main was frozen about a month and a half ago, while I was in the process of trading someone neocash for neopoints. I got a few items out of the trade that I have absolutely no use for since I haven't touched the site since, and don't intend on going back. So, I figured it would be better to give them away then to allow them to collect dust.

How to Enter:
In order to participate you should have over 500 posts on your neocodex account. Advanced membership is not counted, only post count.
Simply pick a number one through fifteen that hasn't been picked already and post it below. As you might have guessed, only the first fifteen people to submit their number below will be entered in.
I'll simply go to http://www.random.org/ and roll a virtual dice 1-15 to pick the winners.

The Loot:

First Place


Second Place:



Booby Prize:




I'll announce the winners and a screen-shot of the dice once we have all fifteen numbers chosen.

#1 - Shasa
#2 - Scammy McScammy Pants
#3 - Stellanox
#4 - Puppetmaster
#5 - Crayon
#6 - talbs
#7 - Weke
#8 - Kaloriephobia
#9 - Boggart
#10 - jcrboy
#11 - Token
#12 - mikes
#13 - Oreo12
#14 - Code
#15 - ArticTheTiger

15/15 spots currently filled.

The Winners!

First Place - Oreo12
Second Place - Weke
Booby Prize - Crayon

Winners will be contacted through PM.

God damn. I just can't stay quiet on this one.

Well, unless you take into account that the average IQ of an American is less than any other country in the world bar Africa. (Yes, Africa is a country. A shit one)

America has a higher average IQ than Canada, Finland, Russia, Ireland, and Isreal.
Source: http://en.wikipedia....alth_of_Nations

You have one of the worst economies at this current stage of time.

The only country that was not effected by the global depression was Lebanon. A single snapshot of a country for a year is like a blink of an eye.

The GDP of your country is one of the worst considering you're the only super-power left.

America has a per capita GDP of $46,400. source: https://www.cia.gov/...ok/geos/us.html
Which is higher than Australia, Ireland, Iceland, and Canda. Source: https://www.cia.gov/...e=na&rank=27#ca

You're getting raped in the middle east by people wearing towels on their heads with guns that have the same relative cost of a chicken.
You got fucked up by an arab with basic flying skills. So much for the billions you spend on your armed defenses.
You got arse raped in Vietnam by chinks with rocks.

All of these comments aren't even intelligent enough for me to make a good response to.

You spend billions on getting to the moon yet people starve on a daily basis in your country.

This was a different era than the one we are living in now. We have done a great deal of changing in our country. In fact, NASA's annual budget has been cut dramatically.
1969 the percentage of the money spent on NASA was a staggering 2.1% while in 2010 it was a mere 0.52%.

Source: http://en.wikipedia....iki/NASA_Budget

You're all fat. And some of you are super fat.

I'm not fat. My friends aren't fat. Perhaps by "all" you mean "some". Yes, American's have a horrible diet. However, I would argue that it's the fattest of the fat that brings the ratio up. As most people around town my age or older are not fat at all.

Your police are fucking idiots.

Those who selflessly dedicate themselves to protecting others is whom you decide to call idiots. I suppose this is because you aren't aware what the word "selfless" means, considering you've already stated anything that doesn't particularly pertain to you is of absolutely no importance.

Other than films, games and porn, America sucks. In fact, the only good states are Cali, LA and NY. Fuck the rest.

Yes, Los Angeles is a wonderful state
I'll forgive on that one though, considering I'm terrible at geography as well.


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The point of this was not to throw our grief into everyone's face. It was meant for those who were affected by this tragedy to come and discuss what they have went through. I understand there are horrible things that have happened to other countries which are very similar to that which happened to the States. However, I would feel extremely silly posting a 7/7 thread because I don't live in England. I do not in any way shape or form believe that the U.S is "the best country in the world". I will be the first to admit that we have idiots in our country. However, don't forget that we are not all the belligerent fools that you've come to known. Many of us are a polar opposite. I know we have faults, lots of faults, but to prosecute us on a thread that was intended for remembrance of a date where 3.000 of our fellow countrymen died seems a bit wrong. If it makes even the slightest difference, I would never consider such a thing upon you and your country, whichever it may be.

This gave me goosebumps:





discuss your thoughts on the video.

Sorry to hear about your girlfriend. What a bummer.

If you haven't already gotten this avatar:



Tickets are on sale now C:

http://www.neopets.c...cketbooth.phtml

It's called time management. He also eats, sleeps, watches movies, argues with people on a Neopets forum about how corrupt they are and how right he is, and then he fucks his fiancée doggy-style , all on the treadmill as well, I'd imagine. Peace be with you!!

Had a hard time visualizing this. So, I drew it out.



try not be too impressed with my spectacular artistic skills.

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Check it out if you need a good laugh