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Welcome to the Dark Side > Twas' the Night Before Sithmas *SPOILERS FOR TLJ*

Posted 24 December 2017

'Twas the Night Before Sithmas, floating through space, was the Supreme Leader but no starkiller base.  
The troopers were sent out, to control and command. Except Phasma, dead by rebel scums hand.  
Aboard the shuttle was the one most special, Supreme Leader Ren so damn perfect he's shredded.  
Hux tried to command, but above his station,...

Welcome to the Dark Side > My Very Bad Kinda V-Day Poems

Posted 14 February 2017

So I got bored in class and decided to write a whole bunch of Star Wars themed really bad V-day poems. They're in the theme and poetic style of the classic "roses are red" poems but I wouldn't directly call them love poems. I'd give the names of who the poem is for, but I think it's pretty obvious.

  My suit is Black
I'm on the attack
My Kids t...

Welcome to the Dark Side > I'm all out of Holiday Cheer

Posted 13 December 2016

Be warned: I'm ranting and venting again because I don't have anyone to rant and vent to in person who can give me a hug. It seems odd, but I can't stand confrontation so I tend to just give up really easily, which makes it seem like I'm being really nice. I don't want to be nice, I don't like b...

Welcome to the Dark Side > Dream/Self-Esteem Smasher

Posted 26 November 2016

Warning: I'm ranting and venting at the same time. Contains mental health issues. Proceed with caution! (Also, trigger warning!) All because I don't want to go to a movie with my mom (I'm 20. I'd rather go with friends). She couldn't understand why I didn't want to go to a movie with her. She talks during them (though she constantly insists she doesn...

Welcome to the Dark Side > Year Two: Mental Break Down Time

Posted 26 October 2016

Our professors can set up "beacon alerts" for us to tell us we're failing a class or close to failing. I just got one from my shitting calc professor, saying that I had a D-. I calculated my grade just last night, out of 400 points we've had so far (55/100, 53/100, 95/100, and 88/100. Explain to me how that adds up to a D-). , and got a 72%. I was confuse...