1
We all have them, but sometimes they're not that great.
Mine grandmother is ok most if time,but...
1. If you buy something and you like it but she doesn't it gets taken back (never mind that you liked it)
2. She buys something that you hate, that you've said you don't really like (Never mind that you hate it and won't ever wear it)
3. She comments on everyone's fashion issues
4. She constantly calls my cousin fat even though she isn't anywhere close to it
5. She continues speaking on subjects we've told her we don't want to discuss
6. She can't figure out why you shouldn't say this out loud "is his wife white or black?"
My mom always says on trips that we always try and do what I want but that's wrong. We always do what my grandma wants.
Mine grandmother is ok most if time,but...
1. If you buy something and you like it but she doesn't it gets taken back (never mind that you liked it)
2. She buys something that you hate, that you've said you don't really like (Never mind that you hate it and won't ever wear it)
3. She comments on everyone's fashion issues
4. She constantly calls my cousin fat even though she isn't anywhere close to it
5. She continues speaking on subjects we've told her we don't want to discuss
6. She can't figure out why you shouldn't say this out loud "is his wife white or black?"
My mom always says on trips that we always try and do what I want but that's wrong. We always do what my grandma wants.
Although, one of them is a mean drunk. 
You know how relatives says hi to you and asks how you are?
My grandma asks the same three questions when she sees me for the first time after a long time:
1. Have you gained weight?
2. Do you have a girlfriend?
3. Are you a psychiatrist yet?
She also sniffs me when she kisses me. It's a Filipino thing. It's like how mother hamsters eats their newborn if they have too much of a human scent, except she's not cannibalistic nor a hamster.