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*MUST READ* How Humans Really Got To The Planet Earth


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#1 joehazley

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Posted 07 August 2012 - 02:58 PM

So I believe that Aliens came down to earth and mated with a monkey and out came a human.
Were all really smart intelligent beings but we all have our moments of stupidity coming from the
monkey part of our dna. If you do the math and put a ape and a monkey together im telling you
round up divide by 2 and you got yourself a human being. When will our Alien friends come back
to see what they created some may never know but atleast you know how you got here.

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    #2 tri

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    Posted 07 August 2012 - 03:02 PM

    I thought God created Adam and Eve and they did there thing and created some other people.

    #3 Drakonid

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    Posted 07 August 2012 - 03:04 PM

    Leave please.

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    Posted 07 August 2012 - 03:07 PM

    Leave please.

    This XDD Making my day~

    #5 NapisaurusRex

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    Posted 07 August 2012 - 04:30 PM

    Obviously that's what happened. Haven't you read the book?

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    #6 Steve

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    Posted 07 August 2012 - 05:44 PM

    Obviously that's what happened. Haven't you read the book?

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    I actually clicked to see inside. :(

    #7 KaibaSama

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    Posted 07 August 2012 - 05:50 PM

    I actually clicked to see inside. :(

    And now I've done the same thing.

    My personal belief is: I don't give a fuck how we came about, I shall not kneel and pray to some deity that may or may not be there, and the only person I can rely on in my lifetime to keep me safe/protected/fed/clothed/healthy is myself.


    I would agree. When no one would answer my questions in my sunday school when I was little, I decided that no, I'm not spending my time doing all this praying hoping some random deity will help me because I asked nicely.

    #8 Guest_Kate_*

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    Posted 07 August 2012 - 05:57 PM

    Believe it or not I'm an Alien enthusiast myself. Not so much the mating with monkeys shit. But I believe that this generation of human beings are Alien-Human hybrids. Bred over thousands of years. I believe all the Greek gods, Zeus, Poseidon, etc were visitors. Myths tell of these Gods coming down from the "Heavens" or "Skies" and breeding with the women, creating demi-gods such as Hercules. Demi-Gods = Human-Alien Hybrids. Over the years they continued this pattern until we became as intelligent as we are today.. blah blah blah.. watch the Discovery Channel. It's trippy shit.

    #9 Guest_coltom_*

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    Posted 07 August 2012 - 06:02 PM

    Satsuki, you can come to my church. We don't meet every week, don't always dress in nice clothes, none for weddings, and you only have to kneel if you want to.

    We also believe that the purpose of meeting is not to worship, but for each to try to find the path they must walk. Sometimes we just burn a little tobacco, chant a song and then talk lacross results.

    #10 NapisaurusRex

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    Posted 07 August 2012 - 06:06 PM

    I actually clicked to see inside. :(

    And now I've done the same thing.


    Here's the link. I don't know how much is inside, but it is an interesting book. (Considering it's a bunch of made-up shit.)

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    Posted 07 August 2012 - 06:08 PM

    Satsuki, you can come to my church. We don't meet every week, don't always dress in nice clothes, none for weddings, and you only have to kneel if you want to.

    We also believe that the purpose of meeting is not to worship, but for each to try to find the path they must walk. Sometimes we just burn a little tobacco, chant a song and then talk lacross results.


    Forgot to mention, I am/was jewish.. Though, the part about finding your own path is interesting,but I believe I'll find my path on my own (I'm a bit wary of other people around me, anywhere, not just in churches) Your church sounds nice though!

    Here's the link. I don't know how much is inside, but it is an interesting book. (Considering it's a bunch of made-up shit.)


    But made-up shit is the best kind of writing!

    #12 NapisaurusRex

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    Posted 07 August 2012 - 06:11 PM

    But made-up shit is the best kind of writing!


    That author thinks aliens put us here, gave us technology, then got pissed when we used it too well. That's why Atlantis disappeared.

    #13 Guest_coltom_*

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    Posted 07 August 2012 - 06:22 PM

    Forgot to mention, I am/was jewish. Though, the part about finding your own path is interesting,but I believe I'll find my path on my own (I'm a bit wary of other people around me, anywhere, not just in churches) Your church sounds nice though!
    But made-up shit is the best kind of writing!

    We don't do peyote, that is a very different Native church.

    There is an interesting balance, between the church as a group that attempts to support and offer advice, to share in joy and take the burden of grief; and the church that becomes an indoctrination in dogma, where the group does not help, but control.

    We all walk our own path, sometimes it is nice to have others for support and comfort, to provide wisdom and point out pitfalls. Sometimes, its better to just meditate and listen to your own spirit. Aiyee, it is your path.

    Human DNA shares 99% of their sequences with our closest animal relatives. If there were screw happy aliens, they'd leave a much larger DNA footprint in our own code. We believe we can pick out the small genetic contribution of the neanderthal and a second mystery subspecies in our strands, we'd certainly pick out a bunch of funkydunky E.T. DNA strands.

    Now, they could have done subtle manipulations on our strands, can't comment on that.

    #14 Romy

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    Posted 07 August 2012 - 06:48 PM

    PANSPERMIA!

    #15 Frizzle

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    Posted 07 August 2012 - 07:33 PM

    *waits for Joe*

    #16 Sweeney

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    Posted 07 August 2012 - 08:59 PM

    Not even going to bother.

    For now, at least.

    #17 joehazley

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    Posted 07 August 2012 - 11:18 PM

    Im just kidding by the way lol.

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    Posted 07 August 2012 - 11:26 PM

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    #19 Pilot

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    Posted 08 August 2012 - 12:09 AM

    This sounds legit.

    #20 Elindoril

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    Posted 08 August 2012 - 06:57 AM

    Im just kidding by the way lol.


    Then why put it in General Debate? You were just asking to get ripped apart.

    #21 Guest_Kate_*

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    Posted 08 August 2012 - 08:20 AM

    Human DNA shares 99% of their sequences with our closest animal relatives. If there were screw happy aliens, they'd leave a much larger DNA footprint in our own code. We believe we can pick out the small genetic contribution of the neanderthal and a second mystery subspecies in our strands, we'd certainly pick out a bunch of funkydunky E.T. DNA strands.


    But if Humans having been bred over thousands of years maybe our DNA does have Alien strands. Durrr.

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    Posted 08 August 2012 - 08:30 AM

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    This man has a degree in Communication & Sports Information. Because of this, he holds the highest authority in the matter concerning how life began.

    In short; Aliens.

    #23 Nymh

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    Posted 08 August 2012 - 10:30 AM

    Let's not insult the poor boy, guys. Flame wars don't solve problems!

    Also, moving this to chit-chat. It's clearly not a debate. Or a serious topic.

    #24 Guest_coltom_*

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    Posted 08 August 2012 - 03:17 PM

    Also, moving this to chit-chat. It's clearly not a debate. Or a serious topic.

    I'm not sure it even raises to the "Why we

    But if Humans having been bred over thousands of years maybe our DNA does have Alien strands. Durrr.



    Ah, that is a far harder hypothesis, aliens might be manipulating our DNA since life on earth had developed notchicords, there would no way to prove that or 17 dimension in string theory. If aliens had been manipulating our mental development for their own purposes, nefarious or noble, it would be very hard to prove one way or another.

    However, there are plenty of good science fiction authors that have covered this subject matter, and a couple of bad ones.


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    Posted 08 August 2012 - 03:40 PM

    Ah, that is a far harder hypothesis, aliens might be manipulating our DNA since life on earth had developed notchicords, there would no way to prove that or 17 dimension in string theory.


    11 dimension. IF string theory is correct there must be at least 11 dimensions.

    10 dimensions + Time.

     

    There is also the 12 dimension string theory which states there are 10 dimensions + Time where Time = F+M (2), F standing for Father and M for Mother.

     

    Then of course there is the Boson String Theory in which it is theorized that there are 26 dimensions.

     

    I recommend you watch fully the Nova special on The Elegant Universe before posting any further on this topic so that you have at least a miniscule grasp of the subject matter.


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