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[fxckyouguys]

Also: Sex on your period. Who gives a flying fuck if he's traumatized? Not my bedsheets, not my problem.

So this one time, me and my boyfriend were doin' it, and it just started halfway through. He was just like IT LOOKS LIKE I JUST KILLED SOMEONE. WITH MY DICK. And then continued to hump me.

But i'm getting that no-period everrrrrrr pills so hopefully I won't have to go through lol'ing that much ever again.
Because regular BC sucks because I forget to take it. But it's nice to have around when you don't want your period, I just pop like 3 and i'm good to go

[Warriors]

I dont know of this time of the month thing..bah guys have it too probably...but awesome Im gonna git you sucka clip! Oh that movie brings me back.

[jcrdude]

Which is worse?

1. "What can I do to help?"
2. *slaps some Midol on the counter* "I'll be watching TV and waiting for dinner."

[Trichomes]

So this one time, me and my boyfriend were doin' it, and it just started halfway through. He was just like IT LOOKS LIKE I JUST KILLED SOMEONE. WITH MY DICK. And then continued to hump me.

But i'm getting that no-period everrrrrrr pills so hopefully I won't have to go through lol'ing that much ever again.
Because regular BC sucks because I forget to take it. But it's nice to have around when you don't want your period, I just pop like 3 and i'm good to go

That is pretty funny. I'm pretty sure my boyfriend wouldn't have much of a problem having sex while I had my period (hey, sex is sex), but if I got it while we were doing it, I think I would get queasy and have to stop.

I had a hard time remembering to take my BC too.

[Information]

Lol... weak women.


That is all, I have to say on the matter.

[Metigue]

I thought you were talking about half price day

[luvsmyncis]

Which is worse?
1. "What can I do to help?"
2. *slaps some Midol on the counter* "I'll be watching TV and waiting for dinner."

Oh dear. Number 2 is worse, I imagine. I'll try to remember this next time a boy tries to be nice to me when I'm on the rag. I just... *starts getting weepy* I just like yelling, you know? *sob* It makes me feel like I have this big ol' dick instead of this *sniffle* pathetic unwanted uterus that hates me. *blows nose on Iargue's shirt*

 

Lol... weak women.

 Spoken like a true asshole! I hope you find an amazingly beautiful woman who treats you right and you get married right away. And then on your wedding night, right when you're ready to lose your virginity, she starts her period, and I hope she has an excruciatingly painful, bloody period, and starts crying for apparently no reason so she drinks herself into a stupor just so she won't have to feel anything. 

And then after you do finally have sex, you find out your wife has given you gonorrhea!

That is all, I have to say on the matter.

Good. Then there's no need for this gif, but I'm going to use it anyway. BECAUSE I'M ON MY PERIOD AND I'LL DO AS I PLEASE.




p.s. Sorry Metigue. 

Edited by punkrockbigmouth, 12 August 2010 - 07:29 PM.

[Information]

*sigh* ...you have a fascinating imagination. Thank you for this specific instance of being hopeful for later situations of my life. But your rage is wasted...

[wtfints]

maybe asked your fellow mates how they manage with the pain and cramps?

[Jake]

Lol... weak women.


That is all, I have to say on the matter.

That's the closest thing to saying 'I haven't had sex and don't plan on it anytime soon'.

[iargue]

Okay. Here is my advice.

Murder Suicide.


Next time someone says anything to you at all. Just shoot them in the face. Its better then yelling.

Then shoot yourself. No more cramps.

[Puppetmaster]

Then shoot yourself. No more cramps.

It's even been suggested as a legitimate answer by my biology professor. It works.

[Information]

That's the closest thing to saying 'I haven't had sex and don't plan on it anytime soon'.

To someone like you... but to someone like me, not even close.

[Sweeney]

To someone like you... but to someone like me, not even close.

Fleshlights don't count.

[luvsmyncis]

Fleshlights don't count.

I had to google fleshlights and my mom came up from behind me and we were both like...

[Jake]

I had to google fleshlights and my mom came up from behind me and we were both like...

Now you got something to put your dick in

[Elindoril]

Now you got something to put your dick in

Hawt.

Other then that, this is a very educational thread.

[Information]

Hahaha!

Very entertaining, indeed. Those look kind of pricy though.

...and I don't class anyone - solely using them alone, as sex experienced beings.

Edited by Information, 13 August 2010 - 03:10 PM.

[Trichomes]

...and I don't class anyone - solely using them alone, as sex experienced beings.

Huh?

[Information]

>_>


If you were to use those contraptions... on your penis. You cannot say you have had sex.

[Trichomes]

No shit

[Information]

You're the one who didn't get it the first time round, honey.

[Jake]

Hence you being a virgin

[Information]

You're pretty adamant about that aren't you? Me being a virgin. Your statement makes no sense to me, as I happen to be rejecting your stupid opinion. And just for notes, Jake - you appear to be saying being a virgin is a bad thing. Being a virgin is definitely not a bad thing, you cretin (unless of course you don't want to be). And I don't have that prestige or hold that viewpoint.

[Elindoril]

Being a virgin is definitely not a bad thing

Yes it is, it shows that you can't get laid.

Edit: I'm terrible at deleting just the right characters.

Edited by Elindoril, 13 August 2010 - 07:21 PM.