Puppetmaster

Stacy: What are we going to do with the body?
Me: Cinco de Mayo is coming up... Pinata?

(I am so going to hell)

Just get your last 3 posts and GTFO.

I am destined to be the one with bad luck and get picked on because i am annoying

Fixed that for you

What is this all about...

Try reading the fucking thread.

Think of it like the old "cure" for stage fright: imagine everyone else in their underpants. Wait...

For anyone out there who's got... questionable ball cleanliness:



See how happy she is playing with all those clean balls?

Discuss

Also I believe short term there could be some problems, but long term it would be better to have full legalization of drugs.

I can't tell if you're trolling, or just retarded. Seriously? Full legalization?

Yes, this is excessively blunt, but I'm just making sure my point gets across

Here's something. My mother has both me and my girlfriend added on facebook. My girlfriend updates her status (I was visiting her for the weekend), and... well, this happens:

After however many topics about "help, I got CGed" or "how do I avoid getting CGed?", I figured I'd help the masses set up PINs for their accounts with the hopes that this would stop the bitching in the future

The chief benefit to having a PIN set up: added security. It's as simple as that. This ensures that if you *do* manage to get CGed, they can only work with what you've got on hand (NP onhand or items in your inventory), or what you don't have covered.

The entire process is fairly simple. From anywhere, you can roll your mouse over "My Account" at the top of the page. Click on "Control Panel".

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This will bring you to the "Account Control Panel" page. Here, you can modify all your information. The link we're looking for is "PIN Preferences"

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Your first time here, you can set up your PIN. Pick something that you're going to remember, but nothing *too* obvious or unsafe (1234, your birthday, real world PIN, etc).

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After you set up your PIN, set it up to protect your shit. I'd recommend covering everything relevant on your account; bank, shop and SDB are a good call for everyone. Unequipping your pet and Pound/Neopets transfer is good for anyone with actual pets (not just there as placeholders). Obviously, be smart about what you cover (or rather, don't cover). If you've got Candychan on one of your pets, cover petpet removal. If you've got SoS equipped to your battledome pet, cover pet transfer and unequipping. And I'm going to make sure this next point is nice and clear for you all:

***Be sure to cover EMAIL CHANGES and REMOVING YOUR NEOPETS ACCOUNT***

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Hopefully this will give you all a little peace of mind, knowing that (at the very least) you'll be able to re-obtain your account if you get CGed.

Edit: Apparently in my time on the internet, I haven't been able to figure out how to attach a picture successfully
Edit 2: Fixed it... Sort of

You're funny.
Clearly, you failed to comprehend the allusion.

Nope, I got it. I just haven't seen you make an intelligent post since I've joined here

Haha the clap . If she was a true airhead she would of gotten 'pregnant' and 'miscarried' about fifty billion times while you were going out with her.

Hey now, give me a little credit; I know how use protection. Luckily, the relationship was fairly short-lived, and she was able to go out and be a slut without me tying her down

And yes, she did end up miscarrying. As callous as this may sound, it's a good thing, too; she would have been an absolutely terrible mother.

Can I meet your ex?
We have similar personalities.

We might not be on speaking terms, but come on, man; I do have a heart. I wouldn't punish her like that